On the crooked rack you see an ebony skullcap crookedly circled with ornate gold braid, a moth-eaten tangerine muffler, a heavily-patched faded checked shirt, a bright orange striped cummerbund dotted with tiny brilliant green spots, a tattered leather belt studded with white pebbles, a short jumper covered with festive white blossoms and ripe strawberries, a midnight-blue belt embellished with shoddy renderings of the heavens, a frayed blue skirt dotted with tiny jadice flowers, some ragged brown trousers and a baggy purple frock appliqued with the image of a golden tart.