a drunk-looking Bard marionette

Price: 25000 Kronars

A heavy dose of glaze covers the half-shut eyes, enhancing the drunken curl of the puppet's lips. With a bamboo flute hanging about its neck, a small tin whistle dangling from its belt, and a baby mandolin strapped to its back -- not to mention the mini beer mug in its grasp -- the Bard is ready for any performance. Given a free hand, you think you can PUSH, PULL, TURN, POKE, TAP, RUB, CLEAN, POINT, WAVE, BREAK or SCREAM at the little puppet to make it perform.