The sabre bears an embossed golden chicken on the pommel and has an inscription etched along the length of the blade that reads, "When in doubt -- RUN!"

Auctioneer Sputkin exclaims, "It appears to be a medium edge weapon dat will poke your foes to death wit its moderate puncture damage!"

Opening Bid: 100 Kronars

Winning Bid: 1310000 Kronars

Winning Bidder: Ironjonn