A crumpled note reads:

Yas has a ring yas don't have a finger for?
Here be some items yas can hang rings from.
But be carefuls, if it's one of them
rings that be "special", then maybe these not be what yas be lookin for.

Don't be asking me for refunds.

Hastily scrawled is the signature; "Bungles Bunglefoot"