An etched golden plaque reads:
I'm willing to make custom alterations to existing bags. Such alterations may include applique, embroidery, softening, stretching, and even adding material. I work at my own pace in my own way, and if you're rude, you can leave. I charge for both time and materials, so the more of either you require, the more it'll cost. I'm not cheap, and neither is my work. Consultations start at 1 platinum.