The Wren Faire had an Elven lass who sold various buttons with amusing sayings on them. To my knowledge(and bank book) there were twenty different sayings.
a paper-covered brass button
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Make music with me!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "I can Bless a mage. Can you?"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Gelapod fodder."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Kiss me, I'm a Bard!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Let me Grace you with teaching."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "The road is my music, the weather my song."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Laughter is the best magic."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Truth is mightier than the sword."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "What are YOU looking at?"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Hope that you never test my Resolve."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Alright, who drank the last beer THIS TIME?!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Don't look at ME, it's all Harvey's fault!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Beware the sock!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Where's my stomping music?"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Where's the bar?"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Sorrow Survivor."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Har! Walk the plank!"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "I brake for caravans."
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "Where were you when the roof caved in?"
The polished brass button has a pin upon the back to make it easy to wear. Glued to the front is a stiff piece of parchment scrawled with the legend, "I can Recall more than you ever knew."