You see Malchiel Arambaur, a Human.
He has grey eyes that fade to pink at the edges. His ink-black hair is short and fine, and is arranged haphazardly. He has copper skin.
He is somewhat tall for a Human. He has one green eyebrow and one purple eyebrow.
He has faint scuffing to the chest.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing some shoulder guards shaped like faux unicorn horns, a multi-colored dunce cap with a razor-sharp tip, a shredded cape, a black and white striped satchel, a cambrinth bowtie, a broken handcuff, some plush red pantaloons and a fluffy cat-skin shirt.