You see GameMaster Maece Cathayn, a Gor'Tog Barbarian.
She has dark eyes. She has green skin. Maece has transcended time.
She is in good shape.

She is wearing a ferocious Tart launcher, Maece's widdle pouch, a thick black studded-leather collar with bold red letters that spell: "MENTOR SLAVE", some green plastic flipflops, some black leather gloves, a lollipop sack, some orange vinyl leggings, a flea infested coat with a snowbeast fur collar, a fake baldhead wig and an oily green tophat that has a smattering of gold studs.