He is holding a turtle talisman in his right hand.
He is wearing a tag sack labeled "No Mullets", the hands of Jespin the Bellmaster, a button that reads, "The new familiars will eat Gnomes.", a sombrous funeral shroud that appears to have been cut from a moonless midnight sky, a black badge with red lettering that reads: "I put the 'fun' in 'funeral'", the sanctified funerary footwear of a heroic warrior who died while in battle by choking on a grape, an ancient arsenic-blackened death mask that is encrusted with iridian oxides and some waxed luteovirescent cerements.