[Udderly Delightful]
The four wooden walls of the wagon have been intricately painted to give the impression that the shopper is in a healthy green pasture. A young milkmaid, with a sparkle in her eye, has been detailed in one corner. Paper-mache dandelions and tulips have been randomly placed all over the floor. You also see a wooden churn, an oversized cowbell with some stuff on it, a dairy pail, a water trough, a milk crate, a torn feedbag, and a painted door.
Obvious exits: none.

In the wooden churn you see a forest green saddle pad embellished with chubby cow trinkets, a houndstooth patterned saddle pad with dangling cow trinkets, a sunset orange saddle blanket embroidered with masticating cows and a brocade saddle blanket patterned with dancing cows.

a forest green saddle pad embellished with chubby cow trinkets is 2500 Kronars
a houndstooth patterned saddle pad with dangling cow trinkets is 3125 Kronars

a sunset orange saddle blanket embroidered with masticating cows is 3750 Kronars
A sunset orange saddle blanket reads:
"Mooooove over."

a brocade saddle blanket patterned with dancing cows is 6250 Kronars

On the oversized cowbell you see a colorful lollipop bag tied with rope tassels shaped like a cow's tail, a white fruit bag embroidered with a simple cow and tied with silk ribbons, a sunshine yellow cheese bag adorned with the image of a cross-eyed cow, a dark brown cookie bag with sleeping cows decorating the front and a lavender tart pouch with dancing cows embroidered on the front.

a colorful lollipop bag tied with rope tassels shaped like a cow's tail is 625 Kronars
The brown cow's extra-long tail starts on the pouch and then turns into the rope tassel.

a white fruit bag embroidered with a simple cow and tied with silk ribbons is 625 Kronars
The brown cow stands near the opening of the bag.

a sunshine yellow cheese bag adorned with the image of a cross-eyed cow is 625 Kronars
A silly looking dairy cow appears to be staring intently at a fly on its nose.

a dark brown cookie bag with sleeping cows decorating the front is 625 Kronars
Various sized cows and calves stand around with eyes closed and ears drooped.

a lavender tart pouch with dancing cows embroidered on the front is 1250 Kronars
Each cow stands on its hind legs and gracefully dances in a circle with the next bovine.

In the dairy pail you see an obsidian pestle capped with a bronze cow head, a basalt mortar shaped like a cow's head, a steel carving knife hilted with an agate cow, a tarnished brass wood shaper capped with a brown cow, a polished steel wood shaper capped with a dairy cow and a silver dagger hilted with an ivory and jet cow.

an obsidian pestle capped with a bronze cow head is 6250 Kronars
The tiny bovine's nose is pierced with an oversized ring.

a basalt mortar shaped like a cow's head is 3750 Kronars
The oversized steel ring that hangs from the bovine's nose also serves as a handle.

a steel carving knife hilted with an agate cow is 3125 Kronars
The solid piece of agate has been expertly shaped and polished.

A steel carving knife hilted with an agate cow is a light edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  poor puncture damage
  poor slice damage
  poor impact damage

You are certain that the knife is fairly balanced and is dismally suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the carving knife is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.

The carving knife is made with metal.
You guess that the carving knife probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the carving knife is worth exactly 3125 kronars.

a tarnished brass wood shaper capped with a brown cow is 250 Kronars
The tiny bovine peers out with crystal eyes.

a polished steel wood shaper capped with a dairy cow is 1250 Kronars
The tiny bovine peers out with crystal eyes.

a silver dagger hilted with an ivory and jet cow is 26250 Kronars
The tiny bovine peers out with crystal eyes.

A silver dagger hilted with an ivory and jet cow is a light edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  low puncture damage
  poor slice damage
  poor impact damage

You are certain that the dagger is well balanced and is dismally suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the silver dagger is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.

The silver dagger is made with metal.
You believe that the silver dagger probably weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the silver dagger is worth exactly 26250 kronars.

In the water trough you see a black leather saddle with cow head shaped stirrups and a black and white leather saddle patterned with winged cows.

a black leather saddle with cow head shaped stirrups is 37500 Kronars
A black leather saddle reads:
"Udder Chaos!"

a black and white leather saddle patterned with winged cows is 37500 Kronars
A leather saddle reads:
"We're mooooving!"

In the milk crate you see a steel tankard painted with the visage of a laughing cow wearing a wreath of strawberries, a stoneware tankard painted with a confused cow wearing a wreath of glasses filled with lemonade, a clay tankard painted with the visage of a grimacing cow wearing a wreath of cherries, a glass tankard painted with the visage of a pouty-looking cow wearing a wreath of apples, an enamel tankard painted with the visage of a grinning cow wearing a wreath of blueberries, a brass tankard painted with the visage of a mad cow wearing a wreath of ham hocks and a ceramic tankard painted with the visage of a smiling cow wearing a wreath of taffelberries.

a steel tankard painted with the visage of a laughing cow wearing a wreath of strawberries is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to eat the juicy berries.

a stoneware tankard painted with a confused cow wearing a wreath of glasses filled with lemonade is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to lick the thirst-quenching liquid.

a clay tankard painted with the visage of a grimacing cow wearing a wreath of cherries is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to eat the blood-red juicy fruit.

a glass tankard painted with the visage of a pouty-looking cow wearing a wreath of apples is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to eat the juicy fruit.

an enamel tankard painted with the visage of a grinning cow wearing a wreath of blueberries is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to eat the juicy berries.

a brass tankard painted with the visage of a mad cow wearing a wreath of ham hocks is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned upwards as if trying to avoid the meat's scent.

a ceramic tankard painted with the visage of a smiling cow wearing a wreath of taffelberries is 625 Kronars
The bovine's head is turned sideways as if trying to eat the juicy berries.

In the torn feedbag you see a frayed tangerine jumper with a large cow's head on the front, a crimson cotton sash decorated with masticating cows, a black and white checkered vest appliqued with tiny golden cows playing flutes, a floppy brown hat with tiny felt dairy cows dangling from the brim and a black eyepatch intricately stitched with a kicking white cow.

a frayed tangerine jumper with a large cow's head on the front is 625 Kronars
Colorfully embroidered across the forehead of the bovine are the words, "You're a cow."

a crimson cotton sash decorated with masticating cows is 250 Kronars
The tie-over of the sash reaches down to a wearer's knee with the words, "Cud I said so!" printed in black.

a black and white checkered vest appliqued with tiny golden cows playing flutes is 625 Kronars
A series of overlapping felt cows trail over the chest and back of the vest.

A checkered vest reads:
"We're moooosicians!"

a floppy brown hat with tiny felt dairy cows dangling from the brim is 250 Kronars
The brim is so limp that if manipulated slightly, the hat might serve better as a hood.

a black eyepatch intricately stitched with a kicking white cow is 1250 Kronars
Each hoof is tipped with a faceted, crystal bead which dances in available light.