[Yarrel's Varmint Vittles, Display Room]
The overwhelming smell of all sorts of cooked meats dominates the air of the shack. A glass display case shows off the shop's selection of fine hams. Yarrel, the shop's owner, stands proudly behind the counter, making sure there is always enough stock out for perusal at all times. A colorful sign is hung prominently from the rafters. You also see a leather flap nailed to the entrance, a battered iron drink cart with some stuff on it, a long buffet table with some stuff on it, and a large oak counter with some stuff on it.
Obvious exits: none.

On the iron drink cart you see a shot of Darkstone whiskey, a cup of turnip punch, a shot of Knife Clan moonshine, a mug of green beer, a glass of red tequila, a mug of clover ale, a flagon of Gor'Tog bloodgrog, a bumper of Gor'Tog Golden grog, a tall bottle of turnip mash and a shot of ham juice.

a shot of Darkstone whiskey is 37 Kronars
You take a sip of the whiskey. Aaaaah...warm and soothing.
1 sip

a shot of Knife Clan moonshine is 15 Kronars
You take a sip of the moonshine, now that hits the spot.
3 sips

a mug of green beer is 25 Kronars
You take a sip of the beer, now that hits the spot.
8 sips

a glass of red tequila is 25 Kronars
You take a sip of the tequila. WHOA! You feel the heat all the way down your throat and into your belly.
2 sips

a mug of clover ale is 25 Kronars
You take a sip of the ale. WHOO! Knocks you right off your feet!
You take a sip of the ale. WHOO! Good thing you were sitting for this one!
6 sips

a flagon of Gor'Tog bloodgrog is 43 Kronars
You take a sip of the bloodgrog. Mmmmmm. The flavor AND consistency of congealed blood!
12 sips

a bumper of Gor'Tog Golden grog is 43 Kronars
You take a sip of the grog, now that hits the spot.
3 sips

a tall bottle of turnip mash is 37 Kronars
You take a sip of the mash. Gasp! Hot and so strong, it could wake up the dead!
15 sips

a shot of ham juice is 12 Kronars
You take a sip of the juice -- blech! Disgusting!
1 sip, leaves a shot glass

On the buffet table you see some tenderfoot venison, some lizard stew, some bristleback spareribs, some spicy pepper peccary ribs, some garlic lamb chops, a grilled T-bone steak, a leatherfoot steak, some hambone stew and some beef and bird stew.

some tenderfoot venison is 31 Kronars
You take a bite of the venison -- Mmmmm. Warm and fresh!
7 bites, leaves a plate

some lizard stew is 25 Kronars
You take a sip of the stew. You're not quite certain you know WHAT it is -- and not sure you really want to know.
6 bites, leaves a bread bowl (You take a bite of the bowl -- Mmmmm. Warm and fresh! - 5 bites)

some bristleback spareribs is 46 Kronars
You take a bite of the spareribs. Mmmm! Crisp and slightly salty.
7 bites

some spicy pepper peccary ribs is 46 Kronars
You take a bite of the ribs. As soon as you can breathe again, you can say how STRONG that is!
7 bites, leaves a bone

some garlic lamb chops is 37 Kronars
You take a bite of the chops. Mmmmm. Not only delicious but also a werewolf repellent!
7 bites, leaves a plate

a grilled T-bone steak is 43 Kronars
You take a bite of the steak. Hot and juicy, but a little greasy!
10 bites

a leatherfoot steak is 43 Kronars
You take a bite of the steak. About as tender as shoe leather.
10 bites

some hambone stew is 25 Kronars
You take a sip of the stew. A convoluted mess of ingredients -- about as good as dirt.
5 bites, leaves a bread bowl (You take a bite of the bowl -- Mmmmm. Warm and fresh! - 5 bites)

some beef and bird stew is 31 Kronars
5 bites, leaves a bread bowl (You take a bite of the bowl -- Mmmmm. Warm and fresh! - 5 bites)

On the oak counter you see some peppercorn bacon, some hickory-smoked bacon, some cubed ham bits, some sliced ham rolls, a skewered rat kabob, some warden jerky, some Yarrel's sun-dried jerky and some tequila-grilled bacon.

some peppercorn bacon is 25 Kronars
You take a bite of the bacon -- Mmmm, delectable.
5 bites

some hickory-smoked bacon is 25 Kronars
You take a bite of the bacon, savoring its warm, hearty flavor.
5 bites

some cubed ham bits is 18 Kronars
You take a bite of the bits. Sickness takes you! You roll about trying to make the pain go away!
4 bites, makes you lie down

some sliced ham rolls is 27 Kronars
You take a bite of the rolls. Sweet and very satisfying. Only a few bites seem to fill you up and bring life back to your body!
5, leaves a plate

a skewered rat kabob is 35 Kronars
You take a bite of the kabob. Crunchy, but not in a good way.
3 bites

some warden jerky is 18 Kronars
You take a bite of the jerky. Tough, but very sweet.
4 bites

some Yarrel's sun-dried jerky is 18 Kronars
You take a bite of the jerky. Ick, dry and musty.
4 bites

some tequila-grilled bacon is 25 Kronars
You take a bite of the bacon. Now that's got tang!
5 bites

In the glass display case you see a slice of caramelized ham, a peppercorn ham, a honey-glazed ham, a Theren's Best ham, a savory hickory-smoked ham, a Smatha Special ham, a beer-baked ham and a chocolate ham.

a slice of caramelized ham is 43 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham -- Mmmm! Crunchy and sweet!
5 bites

a peppercorn ham is 37 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Yow! That's spicy!
15 bites

a honey-glazed ham is 31 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Yum! Sweet, smoky, and sticky -- hits the spot!
15 bites

a Theren's Best ham is 47 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Tangy and hot! Where's the water?
15 bites

a savory hickory-smoked ham is 37 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham -- quite delicious!
15 bites

a Smatha Special ham is 35 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Mmmmm... Tender and juicy, with just a hint of garlic.
15 bites

a beer-baked ham is 48 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Aromatic and tasty!
15 bites

a chocolate ham is 50 Kronars
You take a bite of the ham. Ah, a sweet and tender crunch!
5 bites