[Porly's Emporlyum, Oddities From Afar]
Interesting objects abound in the boxes, crates and barrels that lie scattered around the corners of this makeshift shack. A vivid blue sign hangs on the far wall (though, given the shack's unstable appearance, the sign's nails may do double duty to hold the wall together) and faded carpets cover the grass in an attempt to keep the damp from the goods for sale. You also see a carved teak bin with a small card on it, a white marble pedestal with a small white marble jar inlaid with golden circles of varying sizes on it, a hand-carved teak table with some stuff on it, a sandalwood case full of eel skins, a grass-lined wicker basket, a makeshift rack made out of two sawhorses with some stuff on it, a felt-covered table with some stuff on it, and a tilted door.
Obvious exits: none.

A bright blue sign reads:

         PorLy's EmPorLyum
    Gud Stuff for Gud Custumerz

On the blue rack you see a simple card painted with a picture of smelly cat, a simple card painted with a bouquet of violets, a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit, a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat, a greeting card showing a fan-tailed goldfish in a glass bowl, a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy and a pale grey parchment card sporting a skeleton wearing a tall hat.

a simple card painted with a picture of smelly cat is 676 Dokoras
The cat glares at you with one ragged ear cocked at a rakish angle.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     You stinker!

The smelly cat card has not been signed.

The smelly cat card is incredibly pliant.
You are confident that the smelly cat card might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the smelly cat card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a simple card painted with a bouquet of violets is 676 Dokoras
Lacy frills surround the delicate blossoms.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     To let you know my feelings, I wrote this little poem
     And since you still are reading, you'd better carry on.
     Roses are red, and violets are blue
         Okay, so violets are more violet-like. Details.
     Sugar is sweet and so are you.
         Everyone's a critic - let's go kill something, shall we?

The violet bouquet card has not been signed.

The violet bouquet card is extremely soft.
You wonder if the violet bouquet card weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the violet bouquet card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a greeting card in the shape of a pale grey death spirit is 676 Dokoras
The spirit holds a measuring tape as it eyes a fallen adventurer at its feet.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     I hear you're "coffin"
        Get well soon.

The death spirit card has not been signed.

a greeting card showing a huffy-looking cat is 676 Dokoras
The cat is pictured wearing a pair of half-moon spectacles perched on the end of its whiskered nose. It looks indignantly at a bandage wound around its tail.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Who knew they were rockers?!

         Get Well Soon!

The cat card has not been signed.

The cat card is incredibly pliant.
You wonder if the cat card weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the cat card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a greeting card showing a fan-tailed goldfish in a glass bowl is 676 Dokoras
The fish looks up at a cat's paw curled over the surface of the water.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     And they say that I'm the fishy one?

The goldfish card has not been signed.

The goldfish card is quite supple.
You estimate that the goldfish card weighs about 1 stone.
You are certain that the goldfish card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a greeting card showing a sad-eyed puppy is 676 Dokoras
Looking up at you with large blue eyes, the puppy's drooping ears and wistful smile present a sickeningly sweet image.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Let's be friends?

The puppy card has not been signed.

The puppy card is incredibly pliant.
You wonder if the puppy card weighs about 1 stone.
You are certain that the puppy card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a pale grey parchment card sporting a skeleton wearing a tall hat is 676 Dokoras
The skeleton's hand touches the brim of its hat in an oddly ironic salute.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     I tell you that you're wonderful
       A veritable god in disguise.
     But I know that you see through me
       And every one of my lies.
     And so I'd like to tell you
       I'll always wish you well,
     But mostly what I wish is
       For you to go... away.

The skeleton card has not been signed.

The skeleton card is incredibly pliant.
You are certain that the skeleton card might weigh a few stones.
You are certain that the skeleton card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

On the red rack you see a card with a brightly painted parrot on it, a card with a raccoon holding a rose on it, a card with a shivering baby penguin on it, a large card with a painted monkey on it, a parchment card embossed with a painted daisy wreath, a black linen-weave card embossed with a circle of stars, a stark white linen-weave card with a bleeding heart painted on it and a plain black parchment card with the faint outline of a heart embossed on the cover.

a card with a brightly painted parrot on it is 676 Dokoras
On the cover, a vividly colored parrot perches in a palm tree, one talon clutching a flute of champagne.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Although folk think me rowdy,
       And frequently a clown,
     Your presence makes me tongue-tied,
       And speechless all around,
     So I'm sending you this card,
        In which I want to say,
     I've always thought you special,
       Will you be mine today?

The parrot card has not been signed.

The parrot card is incredibly pliant.
You think it is likely that the parrot card might weigh a few stones.
You are certain that the parrot card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a card with a raccoon holding a rose on it is 676 Dokoras
The raccoon is depicted in a forest setting, surrounded by snow-laden pine trees. It rears up on its hind legs, its tail curled around its feet, holding out a single Hodierna's Blush rose.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Roses are red,
       And all too soon faded,
     But my love for you,
       Will never be jaded.

The raccoon card has not been signed.

The raccoon card is extremely soft.
You wonder if the raccoon card might weigh a few stones.
You are certain that the raccoon card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a card with a shivering baby penguin on it is 676 Dokoras
The cover shows a baby penguin, all alone on an ice flow, its little wings wrapped around its body as if it's shivering.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Your presence makes me shiver, baby!

The penguin card has not been signed.

The penguin card is fairly soft.
You are confident that the penguin card weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the penguin card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a large card with a painted monkey on it is 676 Dokoras
Swinging from a branch, the monkey looks up with an idiot grin. It holds a little shield in one arm and a knife in the other.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Because I'm a guy
       and tongue-tangled, too
     It's hard for me to say
       I love you.
     So I bought this stupid card
       To say what keeps getting stuck
     And now that I have sent it
       How 'bout if we go... hunt?

The monkey card has not been signed.

The monkey card is moderately soft.
You think it is likely that the monkey card weighs about 2 stones.
You are certain that the monkey card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a parchment card embossed with a painted daisy wreath is 676 Dokoras
Each daisy is painted a different color of the rainbow. Within the wreath is a stylized heart.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     My heart in your keeping.

The daisy-wreath card has not been signed.

The daisy-wreath card is moderately soft.
You believe that the daisy-wreath card weighs about 1 stone.
You are certain that the daisy-wreath card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a black linen-weave card embossed with a circle of stars is 676 Dokoras
A sparkling red heart is encircled by the ring of stars.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Of all the stars I'll ever see
     None shine bright as my love for thee.

The star card has not been signed.

The star card is incredibly pliant.
You wonder if the star card might weigh a few stones.
You are certain that the star card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a stark white linen-weave card with a bleeding heart painted on it is 676 Dokoras
A pair of hands cradle the bleeding heart gently.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

    Once my heart did languish,
       Disconsolate and forlorn,
    Your gentle touch has healed me
       And my heart to yours is sworn.

The heart card has not been signed.

The heart card is moderately soft.
You wonder if the heart card weighs about 1 stone.
You are certain that the heart card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

a plain black parchment card with the faint outline of a heart embossed on the cover is 676 Dokoras
No paint or other decorations adorn the cover of the card, just the faint, raised outline of a shadowy heart.

Within it, you read the following inscription:

     Though some a thief have called me,
        Yet much to my dismay,
     I own, I've met my master for
       You stole heart away.

The parchment card has not been signed.

The parchment card is incredibly pliant.
You are confident that the parchment card weighs about 1 stone.
You are certain that the parchment card is worth exactly 676 dokoras.

A small card reads:
"~ The sticks in this bin have been made with a special purpose in mind; to keep the order intact for groups large and small. As is customary, whoever holds the stick may speak, and in respect all others are silent. The stick is passed from orator to orator, and allows everyone their time and voice. These have all been crafted with utmost care and style to be tasteful, powerful, and easily seen so that they may serve their purpose well. ~"

In the teak bin you see a solid oak talking stick with a silver inlaid spiral design that goes from end to end, a solid oak talking stick with a gold inlaid spiral design that goes from end to end, a talking stick carved to resemble a cobra with fang-baring jaws agape, a talking stick made from a single twisted limb of thick oak, a burnished mahogany talking stick wrapped around the middle with a length of rawhide cord, a fine deobar talking stick with small flying birds burned into the surface, a silverbark talking stick with a spiked silver end-cap and an ironwood talking stick wrapped with three silver bands.

a solid oak talking stick with a silver inlaid spiral design that goes from end to end is 19844 Dokoras
a solid oak talking stick with a gold inlaid spiral design that goes from end to end is 22550 Dokoras
a talking stick carved to resemble a cobra with fang-baring jaws agape is 10824 Dokoras
a talking stick made from a single twisted limb of thick oak is 9020 Dokoras
a burnished mahogany talking stick wrapped around the middle with a length of rawhide cord is 9020 Dokoras
a fine deobar talking stick with small flying birds burned into the surface is 8118 Dokoras
a silverbark talking stick with a spiked silver end-cap is 16236 Dokoras
an ironwood talking stick wrapped with three silver bands is 7216 Dokoras

On the marble pedestal you see a small white marble jar inlaid with golden circles of varying sizes.

a small white marble jar inlaid with golden circles of varying sizes is 225500 Dokoras
Dozens of golden circles cover the sides and lid of this exquisite little jar.

You are confident that the marble jar might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the marble jar is worth exactly 225500 dokoras.

On the teak table you see a small note, a coal-black raven prayer-feather, a mottled brown horned owl prayer-feather, a dappled tan nightingale prayer-feather, a dark grey shrike prayer-feather, a soot-black magpie prayer-feather, a stark white albatross prayer-feather, a pure white dove prayer-feather, a tawny brown wren prayer-feather, a glossy blue heron prayer-feather, a dappled grey goshawk prayer-feather and a grimey black vulture prayer-feather.

A small note reads:
"~ The feathers on this table have been specially blessed by savages and tribesmen from far off lands. When used in reflection, the spirit of the birds they have been taken from help to carry prayers to the heavens. Treat them with care and never let them touch the floor, for a grounded feather quickly loses its power. ~"

a coal-black raven prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the raven prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You wonder if the raven prayer-feather might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the raven prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a mottled brown horned owl prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the horned owl prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You guess that the horned owl prayer-feather weighs around 15 stones.
You are certain that the horned owl prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a dappled tan nightingale prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the nightingale prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You wonder if the nightingale prayer-feather probably weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the nightingale prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a dark grey shrike prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the shrike prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You are confident that the shrike prayer-feather probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the shrike prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a soot-black magpie prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the magpie prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You are confident that the magpie prayer-feather might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the magpie prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a stark white albatross prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the albatross prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You wonder if the albatross prayer-feather weighs around 20 stones.
You are certain that the albatross prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a pure white dove prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the dove prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You wonder if the dove prayer-feather might weigh a few stones.
You are certain that the dove prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a tawny brown wren prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the wren prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You are confident that the wren prayer-feather weighs around 15 stones.
You are certain that the wren prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a glossy blue heron prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the heron prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You estimate that the heron prayer-feather probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the heron prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a dappled grey goshawk prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the goshawk prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You think it is likely that the goshawk prayer-feather weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the goshawk prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

a grimey black vulture prayer-feather is 9020 Dokoras

It appears that the vulture prayer-feather can be worn in the hair.
You wonder if the vulture prayer-feather probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the vulture prayer-feather is worth exactly 9020 dokoras.

In the sandalwood case you see a length of eel skin.

a length of eel skin is 902 Dokoras

In the wicker basket you see a white cotton daisy pouch, a black leather eghmok moss pouch, a muslin seolarn weed sack, a brown burlap georin grass pouch, an oilcloth wildflower sack and a soft leather rose petal satchel.

a white cotton daisy pouch is 4510 Dokoras
a black leather eghmok moss pouch is 4510 Dokoras
a brown burlap georin grass pouch is 4510 Dokoras
a muslin seolarn weed sack is 6765 Dokoras
an oilcloth wildflower sack is 6765 Dokoras
a soft leather rose petal satchel is 6765 Dokoras

On the sawhorse rack you see a pitchfork, a leather scarecrow mask, a chicken breast plate, some fluffy wool-covered plate, a pig-faced bascinet, a duck-billed leather helm, a backpack made from a cow's udder with black and white leather straps and a blue chain mail helm with spiraling rams horns affixed to each side.

a pitchfork is 1127 Dokoras
Used primarily to move hay and straw more effectively, the farmer's pitchfork was often a handy weapon when enemies threatened the farm.

A pitchfork is a heavy thrown and pike type weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  moderate puncture damage
  poor slice damage
  poor impact damage

You are certain that the pitchfork is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the pitchfork is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

You wonder if the pitchfork might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the pitchfork is worth exactly 1127 dokoras.

a leather scarecrow mask is 4510 Dokoras
Complete with fraying rope around the neck, this mask has been crafted to look like a spooky scarecrow. Triangular shaped, baleful black eyes and a mournful mouth sewn shut with coarse rawhide cord give the wearer of this burlap covered leather mask a menacing visage indeed.

The scarecrow mask is leather armor.

The mask looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    head
    neck
    right eye
    left eye

You feel certain that a leather scarecrow mask appears to impose insignificant maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for slice attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for impact attacks.
    low protection and fair damage absorption for fire attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for cold attacks.
    moderate protection and fair damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a leather scarecrow mask you could expect to be unhindered.

You are certain that the scarecrow mask is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.

The scarecrow mask is a bit flexible.
You are confident that the scarecrow mask might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the scarecrow mask is worth exactly 4510 dokoras.

a chicken breast plate is 6765 Dokoras
This breastplate has been fashioned and painted to resemble a giant, raw chicken breast. Off pink with a slight tinge of orange, the numerous studs giving the impression of chicken skin. The buckles and fasteners are even painted a fatty, yellow-white color, completing the illusion.

The breast plate is leather armor.

The plate looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    chest
    abdomen
    back

You feel certain that a chicken breast plate appears to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    low protection and fair damage absorption for slice attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for impact attacks.
    low protection and fair damage absorption for fire attacks.
    low protection and fair damage absorption for cold attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a chicken breast plate you could expect to be unhindered.

You are certain that the breast plate is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.

The breast plate is fairly soft.
You estimate that the breast plate weighs around 200 stones.
You are certain that the breast plate is worth exactly 6765 dokoras.

some fluffy wool-covered plate is 24805 Dokoras
This suit of field plate has been covered with a several inch-thick layer of cottony soft, fluffy white wool. While wearing this armor, you would expect to be toasty and warm, as well as protected from harm. Unless that harm comes in the form of a thunderstorm in the Velakan desert, a leisurely swim in Lake Gwenalion, or a large moth. In those instances, you might want to wear something else.

The wool-covered plate is heavy plate.

The plate looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    right arm
    left arm
    right leg
    left leg
    chest
    abdomen
    back

You feel certain that some fluffy wool-covered plate appears to impose great maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    good protection and high damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    high protection and high damage absorption for slice attacks.
    fair protection and high damage absorption for impact attacks.
    low protection and high damage absorption for fire attacks.
    high protection and high damage absorption for cold attacks.
    moderate protection and high damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in some fluffy wool-covered plate you could expect to be highly hindered.

You are certain that the wool-covered plate is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.

The wool-covered plate is made with metal.
You are certain that the wool-covered plate weighs around 495 stones.
You are certain that the wool-covered plate is worth exactly 24805 dokoras.

a pig-faced bascinet is 4961 Dokoras
Unlike the usual "pig-faced" bascinet, which only slightly resembles its name, this bascinet has been created to actually LOOK like a pig's face, complete with a bristly snout, tooled-steel white enameled tusks, and a pair of leathery grendel ears affixed to the top of the off pink helmet.

The pig-faced bascinet is heavy plate.

The bascinet looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    head
    right eye
    left eye

You feel certain that a pig-faced bascinet appears to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    good protection and good damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    good protection and good damage absorption for slice attacks.
    fair protection and good damage absorption for impact attacks.
    good protection and good damage absorption for fire attacks.
    moderate protection and good damage absorption for cold attacks.
    poor protection and good damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a pig-faced bascinet you could expect to be unhindered.

You are certain that the pig-faced bascinet is well constructed, and is in pristine condition.

The pig-faced bascinet is made with metal.
You wonder if the pig-faced bascinet might weigh a few hundred stones.
You are certain that the pig-faced bascinet is worth exactly 4961 dokoras.

a duck-billed leather helm is 3157 Dokoras
This helm is painted a brilliant emerald green and textured so that the surface appears to be covered with small, fine feathers. On each side of the helm, a gleaming eye has been painted, and an oversized orange duck's bill has been affixed to the front.

The leather helm is leather armor.

The helm looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    head
    neck

You feel certain that a duck-billed leather helm appears to impose insignificant maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for slice attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for impact attacks.
    low protection and fair damage absorption for fire attacks.
    fair protection and fair damage absorption for cold attacks.
    moderate protection and fair damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a duck-billed leather helm you could expect to be unhindered.

You are certain that the leather helm is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.

The leather helm is a bit flexible.
You wonder if the leather helm might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the leather helm is worth exactly 3157 dokoras.

a blue chain mail helm with spiraling rams horns affixed to each side is 2480 Dokoras
This blue enameled chain coif has extra padding and strapping inside the crown so that the horns mounted on the side sit comfortably on the wearer's head.

The chain helm is light chain.

The helm looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

    head

You feel certain that a blue chain mail helm with spiraling rams horns affixed to each side appears to impose insignificant maneuvering hindrance and offers:
    good protection and moderate damage absorption for puncture attacks.
    moderate protection and moderate damage absorption for slice attacks.
    good protection and moderate damage absorption for impact attacks.
    moderate protection and moderate damage absorption for fire attacks.
    moderate protection and moderate damage absorption for cold attacks.
    low protection and moderate damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a blue chain mail helm with spiraling rams horns affixed to each side you could expect to be unhindered.

You are certain that the chain helm is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.

The chain helm is made with metal.
The chain helm is quite supple.
You think it is likely that the chain helm weighs about 100 stones.
You are certain that the chain helm is worth exactly 2480 dokoras.

a backpack made from a cow's udder with black and white leather straps is 2255 Dokoras
Pale, leathery, and sprouting hairs from random spots, the cow udder backpack is a marvel of craftsmanship. Wider than it is deep, the pack has an extra flap of patterned black and white cowskin sewn to the top acting as a flap and four teats extending from the bottom. You only hope the teats have been stuffed with something to prevent small items from getting stuck in them. Digging them out with your finger would be no fun at all.

The udder backpack is a container, and can be opened and closed.
The udder backpack is fairly soft.
It appears that the udder backpack can be worn on the back.
You are confident that the udder backpack might weigh several hundred stones.
You are certain that the udder backpack is worth exactly 2255 dokoras.

On the felt-covered table you see a Guildleader Agonar bobblehead, a Guildleader Gauthus bobblehead, a Guildleader Darius bobblehead, a Guildleader Imaar bobblehead, a Guildleader Kalika bobblehead, a Guildleader Annael bobblehead, a Guildleader Kssarh bobblehead, a cloaked and hooded bobblehead, a Guildleader Esuin bobblehead and a Guildleader Silvyrfrost bobblehead.

a Guildleader Agonar bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
This particular bobblehead captures the true spirit of the man known as Agonar. Arms crossed over his thick chest, his oversized head covered with scars from battles, and a tiny sword attached to his back. The only difference from the real thing is the oversized, toothy smile covering the otherwise accurately painted face.

You are confident that the Agonar bobblehead probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Agonar bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Gauthus bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
This depiction of Gauthus has been done to perfection, right down to the barely perceptible feeling of IMPENDING ELEMENTAL DOOM that radiates from his eyes. The only difference is, of course, the silly grin plastered on his face which makes his eyes seem just that much more creepy.

You estimate that the Gauthus bobblehead probably weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the Gauthus bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Darius bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
The Darius bobblehead looks just like Darius, although there must have been a repeated error in this particular batch of bobbleheads, because the connecting springs have been bent so that doll's head is tilted back, raising the nose and chin slightly higher in an almost haughty pose. Oh wait...

You are confident that the Darius bobblehead might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Darius bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Imaar bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
The Guildleader Imaar bobblehead is dressed in a plethora of splendidly decorated and elaborately detailed clothes. His wide, flashy grin is made even more eye-catching by the fact that the doll's crafters seem to have painted his teeth in an alternating combination of gold and platinum.

You wonder if the Imaar bobblehead weighs about 2 stones.
You are certain that the Imaar bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Kalika bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
Kalika's bobblehead looks odd at first, but a closer look reveals that the doll's body IS actually bigger around than its head, but only because her outfit is stuffed with what could easily be DOZENS of raccoons, their beady little eyes peering our from bursting seams and gaps in the cloth. She even has an old, graying raccoon sitting on her head, his smile almost as broad and beaming as hers, but only because he probably can't remember where he is.

You are confident that the Kalika bobblehead probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Kalika bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Annael bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
The head of this doll has been skillfully wrapped in layer upon layer of fine linen bandages, leaving barely enough space for its little eyes to peek out. A tiny porcelain nose pokes through another small gap in the material.

You think it is likely that the Annael bobblehead might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Annael bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Kssarh bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
Kssarh's grin has been painted unnaturally large (even for a bobblehead), giving the impression that if he tried hard enough, he could swallow his own face and is made even more unsettling by his slightly crossed eyes.

You wonder if the Kssarh bobblehead weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the Kssarh bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a cloaked and hooded bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
This strange, darkly painted and dressed doll is wearing a large hooded cowl that prevents you from seeing anything about his features except his eyes, which are brightly painted gold coins that appear to be hovering in the void created by his voluminous headwear. You wonder how hard the artist had to resist the temptation to complete the face with a tiny ruby nose and little diamond tooth smile.

You think it is likely that the hooded bobblehead probably weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the hooded bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Esuin bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
This bobblehead of the Guildleader Esuin is carrying a large wooden board and has a large red mark on his forehead. Despite the obvious, he's wearing the expected giant bobblehead grin, although his eyes look a little glazed.

You are confident that the Esuin bobblehead probably weighs a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Esuin bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.

a Guildleader Silvyrfrost bobblehead is 18040 Dokoras
The Guildleader Silvyrfrost bobblehead's broad smile actually seems genuine and sincere, her eyes seem to sparkle, and her cheeks have a rosy, almost flushed look. In one hand, she carries a tiny tankard and in the other, a large and intricately carved flute.

You estimate that the Silvyrfrost bobblehead might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Silvyrfrost bobblehead is worth exactly 18040 dokoras.


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