[Iormethani's Godly Objects]
A short, silent, elderly Merelew woman in cream-colored robes sits, arms akimbo, on a deobar counter. Her face wears a dreamy, contented expression. Around her move several young clerks, easily navigating piles of pillows and stacks of neatly arranged inventory. A single lantern beams gently overhead, powered by the light of lazily circling fireflies. You also see a pinewood table with some stuff on it, a long wall rack of weapons with some stuff on it, and a pinewood shelf with some stuff on it.
Obvious exits: out.

On the pinewood table you see an oaken icon of the god Glythtide, an oaken icon of the god Idon, an oaken icon of the god Be'ort, an oaken icon of the god Drogor, an oaken icon of the god Ushnish, an oaken icon of the god Trothfang, an oaken icon of the goddess Dergati, an oaken icon of the goddess Kerenhappuch, an oaken icon of the goddess Asketi, an oaken icon of the god Zachriedek, an oaken icon of the god Rutilor, an oaken icon of the god Chadatru, an oaken icon of the goddess Murrula, an oaken icon of the goddess Faenella, an oaken icon of the goddess Albreda, an oaken icon of the goddess Tamsine, an oaken icon of the god Saemaus, an oaken icon of the goddess Lemicus, an oaken icon of the goddess Eluned, an oaken icon of the goddess Peri'el, an oaken icon of the god Hav'roth, an oaken icon of the god Alamhif, an oaken icon of the god Kertigen, an oaken icon of the god Divyaush, an oaken icon of the goddess Hodierna, an oaken icon of the goddess Beregaria, an oaken icon of the god Meraud, an oaken icon of the god Firulf, an oaken icon of the god Damaris, an oaken icon of the god Phelim, an oaken icon of the god Everild, an oaken icon of the god Kuniyo, an oaken icon of the god Truffenyi, an oaken icon of the goddess Eylhaar, an oaken icon of the god Botolf, an oaken icon of the god Huldah and an oaken icon of the god Aldauth.

an oaken icon of the god Glythtide is 14316 Kronars

A Halfling sits on overstuffed pillows, cradling a lyre in one arm while holding a libation offering under the other. He beams goodnaturedly.

You are certain that the Glythtide icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Glythtide icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Idon is 14316 Kronars

A dark youth stands beating a drum. A long knife hangs by his side.

You are certain that the Idon icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Idon icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Be'ort is 14316 Kronars

A wild-eyed man with wind-blown wisps of hair stands brooding partly in shadows. His fingernails are red with blood.

You are certain that the Be'ort icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Be'ort icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Drogor is 14316 Kronars

The upper torso of a furious, bearded man arises from a storm-tossed ocean.

You are certain that the Drogor icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Drogor icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Ushnish is 14316 Kronars

A tall, frowning figure more like a tree than a man or woman stands with arms extended, fingers splayed. About its feet gather crawling, whimpering creatures labeled Pestilence, Famine, Flood and Old Age.

You are certain that the Ushnish icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Ushnish icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Trothfang is 14316 Kronars

A large humanoid figure with enormous claws stands amidst the smouldering remains of a Dragon Priest encampment. Blood drips from the corners of its mouth, which are drawn up in a triumphant smile.

You are certain that the Trothfang icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Trothfang icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Dergati is 14316 Kronars

A dark woman with black, flowing hair stands in a field of the dead or dying. Her mouth is wide in laughter, and tears flow from her utterly white eyes.

You are certain that the Dergati icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Dergati icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Kerenhappuch is 14316 Kronars

A beautiful woman in a rainbow-colored skirt stands surrounded by swirling gales of mana, laughing exultantly.

You are certain that the Kerenhappuch icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Kerenhappuch icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Asketi is 14316 Kronars

A thin grey hag sits astride a black unicorn. She wields a spear, lodged deep in the body of a fat merchant, whose treasures lie strewn about.

You are certain that the Asketi icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Asketi icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Zachriedek is 14316 Kronars

The shadow of a dark, frowning god stands over a slaver screaming at a broken wagon, while the slaves quickly make their escape from it.

You are certain that the Zachriedek icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Zachriedek icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Rutilor is 14316 Kronars

A stocky, muscular man wields a pair of swords with grim intent. He is stripped to the waist, and wears a knee-length chitoniskos with winged sandals.

You are certain that the Rutilor icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Rutilor icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Chadatru is 14316 Kronars

A silver-haired man in blue and black robes sits atop a four-square throne. His eyes are closed, and a sword lies across his lap.

You are certain that the Chadatru icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Chadatru icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Murrula is 14316 Kronars

A beautiful woman with fiery red hair and bright amber eyes leans against an altar, playing a flute. Flames leap about her feet, but she seems uncaring.

You are certain that the Murrula icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Murrula icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Faenella is 14316 Kronars

A slender young woman dressed in purple tights, waistcoat and feathered cap strums a harp. Her green eyes gaze off in the distance thoughtfully as she sings.

You are certain that the Faenella icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Faenella icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Albreda is 14316 Kronars

An elderly and handsome woman with silvered hair and wearing black robes reclines against a pillar. About her feet are strewn the tools of war, and the skeletons of victor and defeated, alike.

You are certain that the Albreda icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Albreda icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Tamsine is 14316 Kronars

A middle-aged woman sits at a spinning-wheel, holding a bobbin in one hand. Her gaze is level and unsmiling, but benign. A cat curls at her feet, playing with a ball of yarn.

You are certain that the Tamsine icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Tamsine icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Saemaus is 14316 Kronars

A willowy youth with a sensitive face and large, wild eyes raises his hand in benediction. A nimbus of red poppies surrounds his head.

You are certain that the Saemaus icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Saemaus icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Lemicus is 19312 Kronars

A red-haired woman in a blue shift dances over and through billowing waves. She laughs to the sky, her arms outstretched in abandonment.

You are certain that the Lemicus icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Lemicus icon is worth exactly 19312 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Eluned is 14316 Kronars

A young woman stands upon a stationary ocean wave, dolphins leaping about her. She speaks, and though the image cannot be heard, the air before her seems to shimmer with the power of her voice.

You are certain that the Eluned icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Eluned icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Peri'el is 14316 Kronars

A beautiful, sad-eyed woman with brown scales glinting in firelight sits playing a lute in a dark cavern. Silhouetted against the background is the image of an enormous dragon, its form swathed in sleep.

You are certain that the Peri'el icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Peri'el icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Hav'roth is 14316 Kronars

A dark-skinned S'Kra Mur stands before a silhouette of distant mountains. In his left hand is an open purse of gems, while his right hand is raised in friendly admonition.

You are certain that the Hav'roth icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Hav'roth icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Alamhif is 14316 Kronars

A bald, white-bearded man stands in black robes. A brown staff with a glowing eye is in his extended right arm. He stands, frowning and protective, children gathered in a crowd behind him.

You are certain that the Alamhif icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Alamhif icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Kertigen is 19312 Kronars

A burly blacksmith holds a glowing red hammer as he stands in front of a forge. A raven perches on his shoulder. Around him are gathered jewels, armor and weapons, the results of his great craft.

You are certain that the Kertigen icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Kertigen icon is worth exactly 19312 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Divyaush is 14316 Kronars

A merry, bearded man bestows advice, gifts and money on all he sees, amidst a snowbound landscape. His right hand clutches an apple blossom staff, which has burst into flower.

You are certain that the Divyaush icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Divyaush icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Hodierna is 14316 Kronars

A brown-robed, laurel-crowned woman sits on a throne entwined with vines. Her right hand rests on top of a unicorn's mane.

You are certain that the Hodierna icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Hodierna icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Berengaria is 14316 Kronars

A short, plump woman holds a sheaf of grain with one hand, while her other scratches a cow's ear. Her smile is kindly, but her gaze is direct and thoughtful.

You are confident that the Berengaria icon might weigh a few tens of stones.
You are certain that the Berengaria icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Meraud is 14316 Kronars

A grey figure stands in silhouette against a background sky of three moons. Its left hand is raised, holding a book. A wolf stands by its side.

You are certain that the Meraud icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Meraud icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Firulf is 14316 Kronars

A tall dark man stands against a stormy backdrop, leaning on a staff that draws lightning from the skies. His glance is enigmatic.

You are certain that the Firulf icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Firulf icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Damaris is 14316 Kronars

A dark-haired man with black eyes leans against a wall. His dagger is raised, and blood drips from Yavash above his head into a reflecting pool at his feet.

You are certain that the Damaris icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Damaris icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Phelim is 14316 Kronars

A silver-haired young man of serious mien scatters stars into the night-dark sky with his left hand, while a nightingale rests in his right.

You are certain that the Phelim icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Phelim icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Everild is 14316 Kronars

A man with wildly cascading shoulder-length hair stands on a field of battle. He wears chainmail and holds a bloody greatsword above his head. His mouth is opened wide in a triumphal shout.

You are certain that the Everild icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Everild icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Kuniyo is 14316 Kronars

A brown-haired man in leather armor stands flanked by trees of equal or lesser stature. He carries a gleaming sword. By his side is a wolverine.

You are certain that the Kuniyo icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Kuniyo icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Truffenyi is 14316 Kronars

A middle-aged man in white robes sits astride an ox. He carries a scale of gold, and places the index finger of his right hand on the right pan. His left hand is raised in an attitude betokening acceptance.

You are certain that the Truffenyi icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Truffenyi icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the goddess Eylhaar is 14316 Kronars

A very pale woman with billowing jet black hair stands before the entrance to a cave. Her left hand is raised to halt approach, while her right beckons onward.

You are certain that the Eylhaar icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Eylhaar icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Botolf is 14316 Kronars

A hulking, faceless figure in tarnished armor stands with both hands upraised. The left displays a notched sword, and the right contains a bag of gold.

You are certain that the Botolf icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Botolf icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Huldah is 14316 Kronars

A short, gnarled, grinning figure crouches wreathed in a purple stormcloud of mana.

You are certain that the Huldah icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Huldah icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

an oaken icon of the god Aldauth is 14316 Kronars

A faceless, translucent white figure holds a bleeding heart between its squeezing hands.

You are certain that the Aldauth icon weighs exactly 30 stones.
You are certain that the Aldauth icon is worth exactly 14316 kronars.

On the wall rack you see a blue-bladed longsword bearing a dolphin-shaped agate on its pommel, an iron-hafted mace with a brass snarling boar's head, an ironwood staff surmounted by the sculpted image of a jade wolverine, an ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted obsidian panther, an ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted ebony raven, a steel Dwarven gauntlet of the mighty All-Father, an iron-hafted mace with a bronze roaring lion's head, a steel war axe with a boar-shaped oaken grip and an iron two-handed sword with an ox-skull grip.

a blue-bladed longsword bearing a dolphin-shaped agate on its pommel is 6250 Kronars

A blue-bladed longsword bearing a dolphin-shaped agate on its pommel is a heavy edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  low puncture damage
  moderate slice damage
  fair impact damage

You are certain that the longsword is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the blue-bladed longsword is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.

The blue-bladed longsword is made with metal.
You are certain that the blue-bladed longsword weighs exactly 33 stones.
You are certain that the blue-bladed longsword is worth exactly 6250 kronars.

an iron-hafted mace with a brass snarling boar's head is 2500 Kronars

An iron-hafted mace with a brass snarling boar's head is a medium blunt melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  poor puncture damage
  no slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the mace is poorly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the boar's head mace is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.

The boar's head mace is made with metal.
You are certain that the boar's head mace weighs exactly 44 stones.
You are certain that the boar's head mace is worth exactly 2500 kronars.

an iron-hafted mace with a bronze roaring lion's head is 4312 Kronars

An iron-hafted mace with a bronze roaring lion's head is a medium blunt melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  poor puncture damage
  no slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the mace is poorly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the lion's head mace is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.

The lion's head mace is made with metal.
You are certain that the lion's head mace weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the lion's head mace is worth exactly 4312 kronars.

an ironwood staff surmounted by the sculpted image of a jade wolverine is 3750 Kronars

An ironwood staff surmounted by the sculpted image of a jade wolverine is a quarter staff pole-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  no puncture damage
  no slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the staff is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the wolverine staff is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

You are certain that the wolverine staff weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the wolverine staff is worth exactly 3750 kronars.

an ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted obsidian panther is 2500 Kronars

An ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted obsidian panther is a quarter staff pole-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  no puncture damage
  no slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the staff is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the panther staff is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

You are certain that the panther staff weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the panther staff is worth exactly 2500 kronars.

an ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted ebony raven is 2500 Kronars

An ironwood staff surmounted by a sculpted ebony raven is a quarter staff pole-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  no puncture damage
  no slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the staff is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the raven staff is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

You are certain that the raven staff weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the raven staff is worth exactly 2500 kronars.

a steel Dwarven gauntlet of the mighty All-Father is 2687 Kronars

A steel Dwarven gauntlet of the mighty All-Father is a light blunt melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  no puncture damage
  no slice damage
  poor impact damage

You are certain that the gauntlet is fairly balanced and is well suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the Dwarven gauntlet is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

The Dwarven gauntlet is made with metal.
You are certain that the Dwarven gauntlet weighs exactly 38 stones.
You are certain that the Dwarven gauntlet is worth exactly 2687 kronars.

a steel war axe with a boar-shaped oaken grip is 26933 Kronars

A steel war axe with a boar-shaped oaken grip is a two-handed edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  no puncture damage
  severe slice damage
  heavy impact damage

You are certain that the axe is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the war axe is well constructed, and is in pristine condition.

The war axe is made with metal.
You are certain that the war axe weighs exactly 85 stones.
You are certain that the war axe is worth exactly 26933 kronars.

an iron two-handed sword with an ox-skull grip is 9687 Kronars

An iron two-handed sword with an ox-skull grip is a two-handed edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:
  low puncture damage
  severe slice damage
  moderate impact damage

You are certain that the sword is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the two-handed sword is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.

The two-handed sword is made with metal.
You are certain that the two-handed sword weighs exactly 60 stones.
You are certain that the two-handed sword is worth exactly 9687 kronars.

On the pinewood shelf you see a tarnished steel flask stamped with a feasting goshawk, a dented copper flask stamped with a shrike in a shower of feathers, a lackluster brass flask stamped with a wild centaur trampling a wolverine, a rusty iron flask stamped with a shark severing an albatross, a shabby looking steel flask stamped with a heron stabbing a phoenix, a smudged silver flask stamped with a coyote leaping on the back of a donkey, a filthy bronze flask stamped with a king snake subdued by a viper, a discolored pewter flask stamped with an adder wrapped around a cow, a notched pewter flask stamped with a shrew and a grey-horned owl, a muddy copper flask stamped with a half-shadowed welkin holding a raccoon, a scored brass flask stamped with a black widow sitting on a dove's head, a scratched silver flask with a weasel with a chubby magpie in its mouth and a damaged bronze flask with a vulture pecking away at a jackal.

a tarnished steel flask stamped with a feasting goshawk is 625 Kronars

The goshawk slumps over its half-eaten meal, glancing over its shoulder with a menacing glare as if to ward off other scavengers. The talons of its left leg appear to be carefully dissecting the next choice piece.

The steel flask is made with metal.
It appears that the steel flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the steel flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the steel flask is worth exactly 625 kronars.

a dented copper flask stamped with a shrike in a shower of feathers is 937 Kronars

Head cocked in triumphant fashion, the shrike watches the fall of nightingale feathers that shower the flask. Clasped in its hooked beak, a single bedraggled feather dangles, its shaft broken.

The copper flask is made with metal.
It appears that the copper flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the copper flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the copper flask is worth exactly 937 kronars.

a lackluster brass flask stamped with a wild centaur trampling a wolverine is 937 Kronars

A fierce battle scene depicts the form of a broken wolverine sprawled beneath the trampling hooves of a wild centaur. The centaur's head is thrown back as if caught in laughter, and a snarl appears frozen on the wolverine.

The brass flask is made with metal.
It appears that the brass flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the brass flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the brass flask is worth exactly 937 kronars.

a rusty iron flask stamped with a shark severing an albatross is 625 Kronars

Each half of the albatross hangs from the shark's clamped mouth.

The iron flask is made with metal.
It appears that the iron flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the iron flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the iron flask is worth exactly 625 kronars.

a shabby looking steel flask stamped with a heron stabbing a phoenix is 937 Kronars

The long, pointed bill of the heron jabs through the heart of the fiery bird, which is arched in agony. The normally white feathers of the attacker are singed with black, the damage unnoticed by the victor.

a smudged silver flask stamped with a coyote leaping on the back of a donkey is 18750 Kronars

Braying in alarm, the donkey looks over its shoulder at the coyote biting viciously into its hindquarters. The doomed animal seems unaware of a second enemy approaching from the side.

The silver flask is made with metal.
It appears that the silver flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the silver flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the silver flask is worth exactly 18750 kronars.

a filthy bronze flask stamped with a king snake subdued by a viper is 1250 Kronars

A coiled viper, venom dripping from its fangs, is poised above a king snake. The defeated king snake coils protectively inward, skin flayed raw by the droplets of poison.

The bronze flask is made with metal.
It appears that the bronze flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the bronze flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the bronze flask is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

a discolored pewter flask stamped with an adder wrapped around a cow is 937 Kronars

A spotted calf bawls in distress as an adder coils itself around the calf's spindly legs, preparing to tumble it forward for a feast.

The pewter flask is made with metal.
It appears that the pewter flask can be worn attached to a belt.
You are certain that the pewter flask weighs exactly 25 stones.
You are certain that the pewter flask is worth exactly 937 kronars.

a notched pewter flask stamped with a shrew and a grey-horned owl is 937 Kronars

An owl in flight approaches its nest, unaware that only egg shards remain. Scurrying down the trunk, a shrew carries an intact egg.

a muddy copper flask stamped with a half-shadowed welkin holding a raccoon is 937 Kronars

Shadowed but for the hands, the whitened fingers of the welkin grip the raccoon's neck firmly, dangling the limp animal several inches from the ground.

a scored brass flask stamped with a black widow sitting on a dove's head is 937 Kronars

Head ducked to peck at the seeds at its feet, the innocent dove is unaware of the black widow spider descending from her web directly above, the ruby hourglass on her stomach glistening cruelly.

a scratched silver flask with a weasel with a chubby magpie in its mouth is 18750 Kronars

The chubby magpie squawks in indignation at the undignified position the weasel has forced upon it. The presence of the fat bird stretches the weasel's mouth into an exaggerated grin.

a damaged bronze flask with a vulture pecking away at a jackal is 1250 Kronars

A mortally wounded jackal licks its injuries beneath a stripped willow tree, its only shade cast by the outstretched wings of the vultures perched in the branches.