Vivid, clashing paints have been haphazardly splattered across the walls in an angry storm of color. A massive table with four mismatched legs stands in the center of the room, covered with an odd assortment of goods for sale. You also see a door.

Obvious exits: none.

On the massive table you see a vivid purple kilt with green and red stripes, some dented iron earrings coated with flaking gold paint, some scarred leather boots splattered with bloodstains, a dingy handkerchief, a rotting straw hat, a rough leather sling with ragged edges, a slightly bent skinning knife, a slightly dented steel helm, a muddy brown foraging apron with frayed ties, a badly stained chef's hat, a tarnished silver ring with a misshaped empty setting, a faded bracelet with splintered wooden beads, a badly frayed rope belt caked with salt stains, some bright orange fuzzy slippers, a dull grey broadsword with a rusted hilt, an iridescent pink cloak with badly frayed seams, some badly tattered trousers, a faded black cloak emblazoned with a turkey, some badly stained breeches, a sweat-stained cotton shirt, a bloodstained apron, a dingy white skirt edged with yellowed lace, a scarred leather haversack splattered with bloodstains, a scarred leather harness splattered with bloodstains, a long sunny yellow woolen cap with red and purple tassels, a dirt brown cloak embroidered with a dead squirrel, a patched linen shirt, a patched cloak, some patched linen trousers, a dull grey scimitar with a rusted hilt, some faded leather boots with badly worn soles, a musty riding cloak with a badly frayed hem, a badly frayed mesh backpack and a stained cloak riddled with moth holes.

a vivid purple kilt with green and red stripes is 1250 Kronars

The purple kilt is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the purple kilt can be worn like pants or a skirt.

You are certain that the purple kilt weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the purple kilt is worth exactly 1000 lirums.

some dented iron earrings coated with flaking gold paint is 125 Kronars

It appears that the iron earrings can be worn in both ears.

You are certain that the iron earrings weighs exactly 1 stone.

You are certain that the iron earrings are worth exactly 100 lirums.

some scarred leather boots splattered with bloodstains is 750 Kronars

The leather boots are pocketed.

It appears that the leather boots can be worn on the feet.

You are certain that the leather boots weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the leather boots are worth exactly 600 lirums.

a dingy handkerchief is 25 Kronars

The dingy handkerchief is incredibly pliant.

You are certain that the dingy handkerchief weighs exactly 1 stone.

You are certain that the dingy handkerchief is worth exactly 20 lirums.

a rotting straw hat is 93 Kronars

The straw hat is moderately soft.

It appears that the straw hat can be worn on the head.

You are certain that the straw hat weighs exactly 3 stones.

You are certain that the straw hat is worth exactly 75 lirums.

a rough leather sling with ragged edges is 125 Kronars

A rough leather sling with ragged edges is a sling type weapon.

You are certain that the sling is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the leather sling is extremely weak, and is in pristine condition.

The leather sling is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the leather sling can be worn attached to a belt.

You are certain that the leather sling weighs exactly 10 stones.

You are certain that the leather sling is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a slightly bent skinning knife is 187 Kronars

The blade of the knife is ever so slightly bent, although not enough to severely affect its function.

A slightly bent skinning knife is a light edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:

poor puncture damage

poor slice damage

poor impact damage

You are certain that the knife is fairly balanced and is dismally suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the skinning knife is somewhat flimsy, and is in pristine condition.

The skinning knife is made with metal.

You are certain that the skinning knife weighs exactly 9 stones.

You are certain that the skinning knife is worth exactly 150 lirums.

a slightly dented steel helm is 250 Kronars

The steel helm is heavy plate.

The helm looks like it offers protection for the following areas:

head

neck

right eye

left eye

You feel certain that a slightly dented steel helm appears to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:

good protection and good damage absorption for puncture attacks.

high protection and good damage absorption for slice attacks.

moderate protection and good damage absorption for impact attacks.

good protection and good damage absorption for fire attacks.

moderate protection and good damage absorption for cold attacks.

poor protection and good damage absorption for electrical attacks.

If you were only maneuvering in a slightly dented steel helm you could expect to be insignificantly hindered.

You are certain that the steel helm is very strong, and is in pristine condition.

The steel helm is made with metal.

You are certain that the steel helm weighs exactly 200 stones.

You are certain that the steel helm is worth exactly 200 lirums.

a muddy brown foraging apron with frayed ties is 125 Kronars

The foraging apron is pocketed.

The foraging apron is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the foraging apron can be worn around the waist.

You are certain that the foraging apron weighs exactly 2 stones.

You are certain that the foraging apron is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a badly stained chef's hat is 93 Kronars

The chef's hat is fairly soft.

It appears that the chef's hat can be worn on the head.

You are certain that the chef's hat weighs exactly 3 stones.

You are certain that the chef's hat is worth exactly 75 lirums.

a tarnished silver ring with a misshaped empty setting is 1125 Kronars

The silver ring is made with metal.

It appears that the silver ring can be worn around the finger.

You are certain that the silver ring weighs exactly 1 stone.

You are certain that the silver ring is worth exactly 900 lirums.

a faded bracelet with splintered wooden beads is 500 Kronars

The faded bracelet is fairly soft.

It appears that the faded bracelet can be worn on the wrist.

You are certain that the faded bracelet weighs exactly 2 stones.

You are certain that the faded bracelet is worth exactly 400 lirums.

a badly frayed rope belt caked with salt stains is 50 Kronars

The rope belt is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the rope belt can be worn around the waist.

You are certain that the rope belt weighs exactly 5 stones.

You are certain that the rope belt is worth exactly 40 lirums.

some bright orange fuzzy slippers is 1000 Kronars

Tiny gems have been set around the edge of the slippers, each in a brushed silver setting.

The fuzzy slippers are fairly soft.

It appears that the fuzzy slippers can be worn on the feet.

You are certain that the fuzzy slippers weighs exactly 3 stones.

You are certain that the fuzzy slippers are worth exactly 800 lirums.

a dull grey broadsword with a rusted hilt is 750 Kronars

A dull grey broadsword with a rusted hilt is a heavy edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:

low puncture damage

moderate slice damage

fair impact damage

You are certain that the broadsword is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the grey broadsword is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.

The grey broadsword is made with metal.

You are certain that the grey broadsword weighs exactly 35 stones.

You are certain that the grey broadsword is worth exactly 600 lirums.

an iridescent pink cloak with badly frayed seams is 3125 Kronars

The pink cloak is pocketed.

The pink cloak is quite supple.

It appears that the pink cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the pink cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the pink cloak is worth exactly 2500 lirums.

some badly tattered trousers is 187 Kronars

The tattered trousers are pocketed.

The tattered trousers are extremely soft.

It appears that the tattered trousers can be worn like pants or a skirt.

You are certain that the tattered trousers weighs exactly 10 stones.

You are certain that the tattered trousers are worth exactly 150 lirums.

a faded black cloak emblazoned with a turkey is 6250 Kronars

The black cloak is pocketed.

The black cloak is moderately soft.

It appears that the black cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the black cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the black cloak is worth exactly 5000 lirums.

some badly stained breeches is 187 Kronars

The stained breeches are pocketed.

The stained breeches are extremely soft.

It appears that the stained breeches can be worn like pants or a skirt.

You are certain that the stained breeches weighs exactly 10 stones.

You are certain that the stained breeches are worth exactly 150 lirums.

a sweat-stained cotton shirt is 125 Kronars

The cotton shirt is pocketed.

The cotton shirt is extremely soft.

It appears that the cotton shirt can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.

You are certain that the cotton shirt weighs exactly 5 stones.

You are certain that the cotton shirt is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a bloodstained apron is 125 Kronars

The bloodstained apron is pocketed.

The bloodstained apron is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the bloodstained apron can be worn around the waist.

You are certain that the bloodstained apron weighs exactly 2 stones.

You are certain that the bloodstained apron is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a dingy white skirt edged with yellowed lace is 1000 Kronars

The white skirt is pocketed.

The white skirt is incredibly pliant.

It appears that the white skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.

You are certain that the white skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.

You are certain that the white skirt is worth exactly 800 lirums.

a scarred leather haversack splattered with bloodstains is 937 Kronars

Large black spots cover the surface of this soft white haversack.

The leather haversack is a container, and can be opened and closed.

The leather haversack is moderately soft.

It appears that the leather haversack can be slung over one shoulder.

You are certain that the leather haversack weighs exactly 60 stones.

You are certain that the leather haversack is worth exactly 750 lirums.

a scarred leather harness splattered with bloodstains is 1875 Kronars

The leather harness is a container, and can be opened and closed.

The leather harness is fairly soft.

It appears that the leather harness can be slung over one shoulder.

You are certain that the leather harness weighs exactly 35 stones.

You are certain that the leather harness is worth exactly 1500 lirums.

a long sunny yellow woolen cap with red and purple tassels is 125 Kronars

The woolen cap is a bit flexible.

It appears that the woolen cap can be worn on the head.

You are certain that the woolen cap weighs exactly 3 stones.

You are certain that the woolen cap is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a dirt brown cloak embroidered with a dead squirrel is 6250 Kronars

The little squirrel is laying on its back and has X's for eyes.

The brown cloak is pocketed.

The brown cloak is moderately soft.

It appears that the brown cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the brown cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the brown cloak is worth exactly 5000 lirums.

a patched linen shirt is 125 Kronars

The shirt has been so worn that it is almost entirely covered with patches.

The linen shirt is pocketed.

The linen shirt is extremely soft.

It appears that the linen shirt can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.

You are certain that the linen shirt weighs exactly 5 stones.

You are certain that the linen shirt is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a patched cloak is 1000 Kronars

The cloak has been so worn that it is almost entirely covered with patches.

The patched cloak is pocketed.

The patched cloak is fairly soft.

It appears that the patched cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the patched cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the patched cloak is worth exactly 800 lirums.

some patched linen trousers is 187 Kronars

The trousers have been so worn that they are almost entirely covered with patches.

The linen trousers are pocketed.

The linen trousers are incredibly pliant.

It appears that the linen trousers can be worn like pants or a skirt.

You are certain that the linen trousers weighs exactly 10 stones.

You are certain that the linen trousers are worth exactly 150 lirums.

a dull grey scimitar with a rusted hilt is 500 Kronars

A dull grey scimitar with a rusted hilt is a medium edged melee-ranged weapon.

You are certain that it could do:

poor puncture damage

moderate slice damage

low impact damage

You are certain that the scimitar is fairly balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.

You are certain that the grey scimitar is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.

The grey scimitar is made with metal.

You are certain that the grey scimitar weighs exactly 31 stones.

You are certain that the grey scimitar is worth exactly 400 lirums.

some faded leather boots with badly worn soles is 1000 Kronars

The leather boots are pocketed.

It appears that the leather boots can be worn on the feet.

You are certain that the leather boots weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the leather boots are worth exactly 800 lirums.

a musty riding cloak with a badly frayed hem is 3750 Kronars

Grass stains cover the frayed hem of the cloak.

The riding cloak is pocketed.

The riding cloak is fairly soft.

It appears that the riding cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the riding cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the riding cloak is worth exactly 3000 lirums.

a badly frayed mesh backpack is 125 Kronars

The mesh backpack is a container, and can be opened and closed.

The mesh backpack is quite supple.

It appears that the mesh backpack can be worn on the back.

You are certain that the mesh backpack weighs exactly 45 stones.

You are certain that the mesh backpack is worth exactly 100 lirums.

a stained cloak riddled with moth holes is 1125 Kronars

The stained cloak is pocketed.

The stained cloak is fairly malleable.

It appears that the stained cloak can be draped over the shoulders.

You are certain that the stained cloak weighs exactly 20 stones.

You are certain that the stained cloak is worth exactly 900 lirums.