Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is, of course, for the custom Galleon."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "er"
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Hang on!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Goodness....calm down"
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a small voucher. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Someone's saying there are issues in the other bidding rooms. I suggest you all come in here."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If your hands are full...I'm unsilencing the room...empty them."
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "I WIN!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "OK....let's try this again."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a small voucher. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you bid before and didn't bid this second time, you need to BID....I reset the auction"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "10 seconds"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "5"
Aquolo bangs his gavel and shouts, "DONE then!"
An attendant picks up the voucher, hands it to Tercsyn, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now...let's see...what next"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Start with something interesting..."
Aquolo gets a badge engraved with a closed fist from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is for those folks who like or don't like tips..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "one moment"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "well I can't seem to show this off yet...let me try something else a little easier to explain"
Aquolo gets a bronze-studded black leather moneybelt from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a bronze-studded black leather moneybelt. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Aquolo bangs his gavel and shouts, "DONE then!"
An attendant picks up the moneybelt, hands it to Reolf, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "OK...now...I'm going to ask very nicely for you all to cooperate..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Since it seems I can't show off some of these things with the room hushed...."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I'm going to unhush the room...but there are rules!~"
Aquolo chants:
"No teaching."
Aquolo chants:
"No bleeding."
Aquolo chants:
"No flappy boots, snake charms, grasshoppers, forehead gems, etc."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No grabassery."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No larkin' about."
Aquolo taps his platinum badge and holds out his open hand as a reminder that tips are always appreciated.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "You can change this to show your current Tippin status..."
Aquolo polishes his platinum badge.
Aquolo puts his badge on an auctioneer's podium.
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a badge engraved with an outstretched hand. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
An attendant picks up the badge, hands it to Ravencrystal, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Let's see"
Aquolo gets a large stuffed moosehead from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This...is rather interesting."
Aquolo chants:
"This goes on the wall of a home..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you do not have a home, I suggest you do not buy it."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This moose's name was...well...is..er...was...Malachai"
This is a moosehead. Therefore, it looks remarkably like a moosehead. It is mounted on a wooden plaque which reads, "Malachai".
It's currently hanging on your wall.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Yes, I know people are being pushed to other rooms. This was intentional. The other rooms work fine, but everyone's panicking, so now we all have to put up with the scrolling."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Fine..makes things easier."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now I'll just be unable to show things off..."
Aquolo bangs his gavel and shouts, "DONE then!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Join your groups..."
A large gilt sign reads:
You can BID on any item from here or any other area of the tent! You can also LOOK at the item up for bid, hear all of the bids being made, and catch everything the auctioneer has to say! And don't worry about getting your item when your bid is the final one, our clerks will bring the item to you and receive your coins from you at that time.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This whiskey is really only useful to a Barbarian. Or an alcoholic."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Silencing, now..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "There are about 100 sips in the bottle. VERY rare to find that much at once."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you are a Barbarian, it's said this is wonderful stuff..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "if you're a Barbarian AND an alcoholic...then...bid. Please."
Aquolo bangs his gavel and shouts, "DONE then!"
An attendant picks up the whiskey, hands it to Dyminica, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Sold! To the....Cleric..."
Aquolo cackles!
Auctioneer Aquolo asks, "Cleraholic?"
Aquolo shrugs.
Aquolo gets a mocha silk pouch with a carnelian raspberry shaped clasp from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Well now...this is a cute little thing..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "The rich color of melted chocolate, the silky pouch has a rich sheen that's complemented by the burnished gold ties that wrap around the berry clasp. Below the clasp, an enameled chocolate-covered cherry with a bite taken out of it nearly conceals a small golden crank."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I'll leave it to the owner to decide what that crank does..."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a mocha silk pouch with a carnelian raspberry shaped clasp. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
An attendant picks up the pouch, hands it to Nikkira, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Since we're not having Bidding, I'll give everyone enough time to bid and then roll through the last calls quickly."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now...THIS...I would highly recommend be purchased by an Elf..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If not, you won't really be impressed. Trust me on that one..."
Aquolo seems to be trying to figure out how to turn a ceremonial Elven iltesh with a blackened slender blade.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It does not bond"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I'm not an Elf, so I look rather silly"
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a ceremonial Elven iltesh with a blackened slender blade. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
A ceremonial Elven iltesh with a blackened slender blade is a medium edged melee-ranged weapon.
You are certain that it could do:
moderate puncture damage
moderate slice damage
low impact damage
You are certain that the iltesh is reasonably balanced and is fairly suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the ceremonial iltesh is of average strength, and is in pristine condition.
The ceremonial iltesh is made with metal.
You are certain that the ceremonial iltesh weighs exactly 35 stones.
You are certain that the ceremonial iltesh is worth exactly 550000 lirums.
An attendant picks up the iltesh, hands it to Berrhin, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Sold! To the...Human!"
Aquolo shrugs.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now...I should say, some of our items have been shipped in bulk. I will be offering at LEAST one other iltesh in the token auction and at LEAST one in the pay auction."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "So...do not lose hope, intrepid buyers..."
Aquolo gets a pair of blackened articulated plate gauntlets adorned with silver filigree from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Next we have a pair of blackened articulated plate gauntlets adorned with silver filigree"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I Really sincerely suggest these go to someone who uses magic...prefereably as a primary skill."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a pair of blackened articulated plate gauntlets adorned with silver filigree. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Tiny silver webwork traces its way across the backs and fingers. The surface of each gauntlet has an unusual sheen, and embedded somehow within the material on the back of each hand is a large, dull sigil. The sigil has a slight opalescent cast, but the actual material is a mystery.
The plate gauntlets are heavy plate.
The gauntlets look like they offer protection for the following areas:
right hand
left hand
You feel certain that a pair of blackened articulated plate gauntlets adorned with silver filigree appear to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:
good protection and good damage absorption for puncture attacks.
high protection and good damage absorption for slice attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for impact attacks.
good protection and good damage absorption for fire attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for cold attacks.
poor protection and good damage absorption for electrical attacks.
If you were only maneuvering in a pair of blackened articulated plate gauntlets adorned with silver filigree you could expect to be unhindered.
You are certain that the plate gauntlets are moderately strong, and are in pristine condition.
The plate gauntlets are made with metal.
You are certain that the plate gauntlets weigh exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the plate gauntlets are worth exactly 25500 lirums.
An attendant picks up the gauntlets, hands it to Nonomis, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a chess board from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you're really good with your imagination, you can probably actually play a real chess game with it."
You are certain that the chess board is worth exactly 100000 lirums.
An attendant picks up the board, hands it to Taleek, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Don't run off to hug...if you already have your charm, you can't get another. Silly gooses."
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Speaking of gooses!"
Aquolo gets a red-striped wooden goose from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "HONK!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Someone can get into a lot of trouble with this"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is the goose that laid the uhm...eggs"
On the podium you see a red-striped wooden goose.
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a red-striped wooden goose. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Banded with stripes of red paint applied so thickly that the brushstrokes stand out, the elements of the goose's design speak of both a child-like innocence and an obvious state of dementia. On either side of its smirking beak is a dashed and haphazardly-added colored bead, no doubt an attempt to create a goggling eye.
You guess that the wooden goose weighs about 4 stones.
You are certain that the wooden goose is worth exactly 800 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Yes...it lays eggs!"
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Like a good goose should!"
An attendant picks up the goose, hands it to Danoryiel, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "A nice little toy here...."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Wind up moth..."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a mechanical Aldauth's Howl moth. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No, you cannot send messages with this moth...just a toy..."
An attendant picks up the moth, hands it to Miarenne, and collects a bid token from her.
Aquolo gets a tiny blue parakeet charm from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "But you CAN send them with this...."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a tiny blue parakeet charm. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I am unaware of a range limitation on this...it does not bond. I am unsure of Barbarians can use it..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I do not know if it is a Taisidonian or Aesrian parakeet. It is, however, unladen."
An attendant picks up the charm, hands it to Gregarin, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a rosewood log with "ANGER MANAGEMENT" whittled on it in large block letters from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I need this for myself."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a rosewood log with "ANGER MANAGEMENT" whittled on it in large block letters. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
The bark has been stripped from one end of the log to provide a smooth grip. The dark wood has been polished smooth by handling and the bark at the opposite end is damaged from frequent impacts.
A rosewood log reads:
"ANGER MANAGEMENT"
A rosewood log with "ANGER MANAGEMENT" whittled on it in large block letters is a heavy thrown and heavy blunt melee-ranged weapon.
You are certain that it could do:
no puncture damage
no slice damage
moderate impact damage
You are certain that the log is fairly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the rosewood log is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.
You are confident that the rosewood log might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the rosewood log is worth exactly 8000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I advise the winner to hug it, although that will not bond it to you."
An attendant picks up the log, hands it to Vendelt, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo lets out a hearty cheer for Vendelt!
Aquolo gets an intricate animite wire mesh veil strung with gleaming nightfire opals amidst oravir coins from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This...is magical"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It has 100 charges..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And will do something that veils are known to do."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It is usable by any guild, any race. I do not think it will react negatively to Barbarians, Magdar."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "it is worn placed in the hair"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I see nothing that tells me if it's rechargable"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "one moment I'll check what happens to those without hair"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Can't wear it without hair."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for an intricate animite wire mesh veil strung with gleaming nightfire opals amidst oravir coins. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
An attendant picks up the veil, hands it to Kaetilyne, and collects a bid token from her.
The mesh veil is made with metal.
The mesh veil is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the mesh veil can be worn in the hair.
You guess that the mesh veil weighs around 20 stones.
You are certain that the mesh veil is worth exactly 1000000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Well that was silly..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Small and round, this wooden charm has a small hole drilled through the top, with a piece of rawhide through it that can easily slip onto the wearer's belt. The engraving itself, a Bardic Spirit Knot, appears to be a simple carving with a faint image of a bell entwined in the sea of strands."
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Bards...take note!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you aren't a Bard, I believe there's little point in this."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for an engraved cedar belt charm. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Only Bards can wear or use this item..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I'm not a Bard, so I have no idea what it will do"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I just know that whatever THAT is...if you're not a Bard....it won't."
An attendant picks up the charm, hands it to Nilme, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Sold to the Bard!"
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Wheee!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And speaking of that..."
Aquolo gets an oversized purple cowbell from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This auction needs more cowbell."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now...this item is special...only really useful to Gor'Togs."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It will summon a special mount, only rideable by Togs."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "You ain't a Tog, then you ain't ridin. All you can do is smell the thing. And that's not very fun."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It doesn't bond until you shake it a couple times."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for an oversized purple cowbell. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Yes, you can lead it around if you want and are not a Tog. But not much point in that."
You are certain that the purple cowbell is worth exactly 750000 lirums."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This doesn't summon a cow, by the way"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Yarell was riding around on one. Its more like a big ox."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "A big...smelly...ox"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And no, it doesn't summon a headless moose."
An attendant picks up the cowbell, hands it to Elexxia, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Sold to the Human!"
Aquolo gets a makeshift helmet fashioned from a steel round shield from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "The top of the round shield has been polished and buffed, but some deep dents and scratches remain despite the extra labor. Large holes have been drilled into two sides of the shield, which have been deftly lashed with leather strands by someone who must have had tiny and agile hands. The concave shield falls over the forehead and shades and partially protects the eyes, both from rain and direct attacks. A durable hood is attached to the leather, fastened by lacing at the nape of the neck. "
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "If you are not a Gnome, you cannot wear this."
You are relatively certain this armor is not built for your race.
The makeshift helmet is heavy plate.
The helmet looks like it offers protection for the following areas:
head
neck
right eye
left eye
You feel certain that a makeshift helmet fashioned from a steel round shield appears to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:
good protection and good damage absorption for puncture attacks.
high protection and good damage absorption for slice attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for impact attacks.
good protection and good damage absorption for fire attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for cold attacks.
poor protection and good damage absorption for electrical attacks.
If you were only maneuvering in a makeshift helmet fashioned from a steel round shield you could expect to be insignificantly hindered.
You are certain that the makeshift helmet is very strong, and is in pristine condition.
The makeshift helmet is made with metal.
You are certain that the makeshift helmet weighs exactly 200 stones.
You are certain that the makeshift helmet is worth exactly 7500 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "The thing it does special is protect you fom getting your hed smashed..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Head, neck, eyes."
An attendant picks up the helmet, hands it to Belrana, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Sold to the Elf!"
Aquolo gets a raggedy tall black top hat from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Meh...I don't want to sell this yet..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is something new..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This...is..."
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "This...hee!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is a Terror Wand."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is a psychic weapon that stuns its target with fear. Anyone can use it (though Barbarians, perhaps, shouldn't)."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Yes Empaths, too"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Magic users of all types can try to meddle with how it charges."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Empaths CAN use it, yes."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "That's all I'm going to tell you about it..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Empaths can use it without repercussions"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "The charging status is...complicated..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "But they're not technically limited..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No more details..."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a brightly painted ironwood wand. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
You are confident that the ironwood wand probably weighs a few stones.
You are certain that the ironwood wand is worth exactly 500000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I suggest if you win and you're of the magic using sort, you study it."
An attendant picks up the wand, hands it to Serindifity, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a large silver drinking mug with an ornate carved lid from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Oh come on"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is a nice drinking mug..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I can't really show it off here, but it's got quite a personality."
As Aquolo tips his drinking mug up for a drink, the vessel suddenly erupts into a cacophony of barnyard screeches, squawks, hoots and whinies!
As Aquolo takes a long drink from his drinking mug, it suddenly begins to emit a wheedling, nasal and very penetrating voice, singing, "Druuuuuuuuuunk, drunk drunk drunk, druuuuuunk..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It does more things than that, yes."
An attendant picks up the mug, hands it to Pheer, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a shimmering longsword from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I have seem a few of the shimmering broadswords dug up..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This one is a longsword."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It is magical...and I believe it's attuned to elemental magic..."
A small black gem is imbedded in the base of the longsword's blade and surrounding it, etched into the metal, is a phrase written in an unknown script.
A shimmering longsword is a heavy edged melee-ranged weapon.
You are certain that it could do:
low puncture damage
moderate slice damage
fair impact damage
You are certain that the longsword is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the shimmering longsword is fairly sturdy, and is in pristine condition.
The shimmering longsword is made with metal.
You think it is likely that the shimmering longsword weighs about 30 stones.
You are certain that the shimmering longsword is worth exactly 135000 lirums.
An attendant picks up the longsword, hands it to Celeiros, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now let's see"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Well when I can stand up I'll get something else"
Aquolo gets a large and heavy Trader's toybox built of thick pine planks from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Aquolo puts his toybox on an auctioneer's podium.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Lots of fun stuff in there"
Aquolo closes a large and heavy Trader's toybox built of thick pine planks.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "That toybox says "Trader toybox" for a reason."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a large and heavy Trader's toybox built of thick pine planks. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
An attendant picks up the toybox, hands it to Keirwolf, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo lets out a hearty cheer for Keirwolf!
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "Huzzah for the Barbarian!"
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "With lots of Trader toys!"
Aquolo gets a large rough cut crystal box from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "THIS...."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Is a portable bank."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This box will allow the user to drop coins into it and have them deposited directly into their bank account. The bank account the coins go to is determined by TURNing the BOX TO the city the bank is in. For example if the player TURN BOX TO CROSSING, the box will be set to use the Crossing bank."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It will deposit only a certain number of coins during a certain time period."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Howver, the number of coins is significant."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Certain NUMBER of coins...NOT value."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "You cannot withdraw from it. It, like me, is one way only."
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a large rough cut crystal box. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
An attendant picks up the box, hands it to Julliete, and collects a bid token from her.
Aquolo lets out a hearty cheer for Julliete!
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "A couple more things tonight...I'm already an hour longer than I intended..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I am unaware if the box bonds...you'll have to ask Julliete."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "What am I forgetting..."
Aquolo ponders.
Aquolo gets a darkened steel sabre inset with a deep violet glowstone flame from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This sabre lights up..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No, I'm not going to say it."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "No, it's NOT that..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "NO"
A fierce white light flares out from Aquolo's steel sabre as he gently taps it, bathing the area in its light.
Aquolo gives his steel sabre a gentle pat, causing the light surrounding him to extinguish completely.
Tightly wrapped nightsilk tortuously binds the grip of the fluidly curved sabre. Deeply inset into the steel of the razor-sharp blade is a richly hued tongue of glowstone flame, the curious substance forming a blood groove which curiously pulsates with a vague light.
A darkened steel sabre inset with a deep violet glowstone flame is a medium edged melee-ranged weapon.
You are certain that it could do:
heavy puncture damage
low slice damage
low impact damage
You are certain that the sabre is fairly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the steel sabre is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.
The steel sabre is made with metal.
You are certain that the steel sabre weighs about 30 stones.
You are certain that the steel sabre is worth exactly 260 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I have no information about duration."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I believe it's safe for Barbarians..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I see nothing that indicates it has limited charges...and it does other things too"
Aquolo gets a darkened steel sabre inset with a deep violet glowstone flame from atop an auctioneer's podium.
Aquolo runs his hand along the length of the steel sabre. He smiles quietly to himself and pats the sabre, sending small sparks arcing out.
An attendant picks up the sabre, hands it to Lunora, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Lunora...wins the light....sword thing."
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "NO I will not say it!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Lunora, you are NOT my mother...stop telling me that"
Aquolo gets a pewter knight wielding a mirror blade with a dragon carved hilt from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "MOVING ON!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This...is magical."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Will I tell you what it does? I don't think so..."
Aquolo turns his pewter knight to face him and you hear it say, as its tiny hand lifts in salute, "Yes, Sir, I live to serve!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It is both a toy, and magical too."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It never needs recharging"
Artfully painted, the black plate armor on this knight has the look of obsidian. Sharpened ruby spikes on the shoulders, helm and gauntlets give it a fearsome appearance. A flowing blood red velvet cape has been elegantly embroidered with a golden dragon in flight. Held aloft in the right hand, a glittering mirror blade with a dragon carved hilt is fitting company for the tower shield inlaid with diamonds in the left.
You wonder if the pewter knight might weigh a few stones.
You believe that the pewter knight is worth exactly 2500000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Barb's can't use the magical part of this"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "IT does not bond"
An attendant picks up the knight, hands it to Ragad, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a black spidersilk pouch stitched with an intricate web pattern from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This has an oddly-shaped black orb in it."
The spidersilk pouch is a container, and can be opened and closed.
The spidersilk pouch is extremely soft.
It appears that the spidersilk pouch can be worn attached to a belt.
You wonder if the spidersilk pouch might weigh several tens of stones.
You are certain that the spidersilk pouch is worth exactly 30000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It is magical, I am unaware of any restrictions on Barbarians."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "But there may be."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I know of no guild restrictions on it at all."
An attendant picks up the pouch, hands it to Mavean, and collects a bid token from him.
Aquolo gets a creamy-white linen pouch smeared with gem sprinkled pink and green frosting from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo exclaims, "CAKE BAG!"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Once a day, turn the pouch. Eat all the cake, your tummy says ouch."
Swirled across the fabric, crystal frosting smears of glittering pink and green create a festive, if slightly messy, container. Emerging from the top of the pouch, a wooden crank painted to resemble an unlit candle bears the simple inscription, "Mmmm."
The linen pouch is a container, and can be opened and closed.
The linen pouch is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the linen pouch can be worn attached to a belt.
You estimate that the linen pouch weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the linen pouch is worth exactly nothing.
An attendant picks up the pouch, hands it to Peisblossom, and collects a bid token from her.
Aquolo beams at Peisblossom!
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Couple more things...I'm having fun"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Everyone will get something in the token auction...so worry not"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "200 items...everyone wins something."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I am not sure how we're going to handle it if you can't make it to the second part of the auction...we'll figure something out"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Needs more cowbell"
Aquolo gets a polished bronze cowbell from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Another Tog-only mount"
An attendant picks up the cowbell, hands it to Alagash, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Another Tog mount to a non-Tog..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "There will be things you can pick from if you miss the auction, I suppose...you could get one of the consolation prizes..."
Aquolo gets a mistwood takedown bow capped with wickedly sharp spiraling ram's horns from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "A mistwood takedown bow capped with wickedly sharp spiraling ram's horns is a composite bow type weapon."
A mistwood takedown bow capped with wickedly sharp spiraling ram's horns is a composite bow type weapon.
You are certain that the bow is poorly balanced and is reasonably suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the takedown bow is extremely weak, and is in pristine condition.
You think it is likely that the takedown bow weighs around 40 stones.
You are certain that the takedown bow is worth exactly 22575 lirums."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "The bow appears to be non-wearable, due to it's contruction...I am not sure if that's intentional or not."
An attendant picks up the bow, hands it to Devira, and collects a bid token from her.
Aquolo gets a deeply ridged iron helm fashioned into the visage of a snarling mythical beast from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This...is a scary helm..."
A series of pronounced scaled ridges are worked into the heavy iron, from the rear of the helmet to the forehead. Each temple is protected by a redition of a large eye, and curving tusks criss-cross to form a faceguard.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "This is definitely a Barbarian-centric item"
The iron helm is heavy plate.
The helm looks like it offers protection for the following areas:
head
neck
right eye
left eye
You feel certain that a deeply ridged iron helm fashioned into the visage of a snarling mythical beast appears to impose fair maneuvering hindrance and offers:
good protection and good damage absorption for puncture attacks.
high protection and good damage absorption for slice attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for impact attacks.
good protection and good damage absorption for fire attacks.
moderate protection and good damage absorption for cold attacks.
poor protection and good damage absorption for electrical attacks.
If you were only maneuvering in a deeply ridged iron helm fashioned into the visage of a snarling mythical beast you could expect to be unhindered.
You are certain that the iron helm is very strong, and is in pristine condition.
The iron helm is made with metal.
You think it is likely that the iron helm weighs around 150 stones.
You are confident that the iron helm is worth exactly 1500000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And it's QUITE a bit scarier than normal..."
An attendant picks up the helm, hands it to Zeroe, and collects a bid token from him.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Sold to the Paladin"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Two more items..."
Aquolo gets a sinuous black nightsilk wristwrap from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "I'm afraid if I tell what this does, someone will stick a blade in my back. And they'll do it a lot better than they normally would, as if they had a bonus or something."
Aquolo whistles a merry tune.
Auctioneer Aquolo bangs his gavel and yells, "Bidding is now open for a sinuous black nightsilk wristwrap. If you haven't won yet feel free to bid."
Designed to be wrapped tightly around the wearer's dominant wrist, the wristwrap features the cartilage of some large, unknown creature in its tortuous folds, laid out in a splintlike fashion to give the wrist maximum support and added strength when necessary. A dusky black crystal stickpin gleams dangerously as it pierces the layers of nightsilk to hold the wrap in place. At the visible terminus is the shadow-embroidered image of a shrouded blank charger, a dagger suspended above it.
The nightsilk wristwrap is extremely soft.
It appears that the nightsilk wristwrap can be worn.
You wonder if the nightsilk wristwrap weighs around 1 stone.
You are certain that the nightsilk wristwrap is worth exactly 200000 lirums.
Auctioneer Aquolo asks, "YOu can't really use this if you don't have the skill to improve, see?"
An attendant picks up the wristwrap, hands it to Faelwen, and collects a bid token from her.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Sold to the Elf..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "one second...checking on something"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Well now...I have something kind of interesting to show you"
Aquolo gets a matte-black battle axe that is drenched with blood and dangling entrails from inside his nightsilk haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Looks like someone's been using this one"
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe that is drenched with blood and dangling entrails in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe that is covered with blood and strips of flesh in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe that is dripping with blood and bits of fatty tissue in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe that is slick with blood in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Aquolo waves his battle axe, slinging blood everywhere!
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe that is smeared with blood in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Goodness...messy messy..."
Aquolo slowly extends his tongue and drags it over the surface of his battle axe.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
Aquolo cleans his battle axe.
* Solomon was just struck down!
You see Aquolo Merlorian, a Merelew.
He has green eyes, no hair to speak of, and silver scales cover his body from head to toe.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a matte-black battle axe in his right hand.
He is wearing an exquisite nightsilk haversack, a sea dragon charm, an icy-blue silk shirt with silver braid on the collar and cuffs, a pair of dark blue leather trousers with a pressed crease down both sides and some silvery sandals tied with thin spidersilk ribbons.
Aquolo hums to himself.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Now...I will tell you...Empaths don't hurt things...so, they won't get the same effect"
Kythryn gets a wickedly curved serrated amputation blade from inside her mapmaker's haversack.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "But...the longer you stay in combat with this...the messier it gets..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Again...Empaths will NOT see any change in this item when it's used in combat...only guilds that can actually harm living things."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "It does not bond"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And don't be stupid and lick it when there's nothing to lick on it."
An attendant picks up the axe, hands it to Slimm, and collects a bid token from her.
A matte-black battle axe is a heavy edged melee-ranged weapon.
You are certain that it could do:
no puncture damage
heavy slice damage
moderate impact damage
You are certain that the axe is poorly balanced and is well suited to gaining extra attack power from your strength.
You are certain that the battle axe is moderately strong, and is in pristine condition.
The battle axe is made with metal.
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "OK...that's all for tonight...but I will tell you some of the other things I have left for next time"
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "In the nightsilk haversack you see a raggedy tall black top hat, a jester's stick, a sea dragon voucher, a sea dragon voucher, a knitted voucher, a thin vellum book, a thin iron staff, an oilcloth rucksack, a bone-white wool cloak, a soft coral wool cloak, a mammoth hide bandwa, a scaled helm, a shimmering scimitar, a carved serpent staff, a charm bracelet with some stuff on it, a vague cambrinth ocular, a bejeweled crystal bottle, a large stuffed moosehead, a large stuffed moosehead, a large stuffed moosehead, a grey-hilted claymore, a matte-black battle axe, a blued-steel nimsha, a burlap pouch, a cotton pouch, a canvas pouch, a soft linen pouch, a leather pouch, a kiln-dried clay duck, an engraved pine belt charm, an engraved spruce belt charm, an obsidian-bladed broadsword, an obsidian-bladed broadsword, an obsidian-bladed broadsword, a dented iron cowbell, a big bronze cowbell, a pair of leather gauntlets, a pair of plate gauntlets, a pair of mesh gauntlets..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "A pair of mesh gauntlets, a pair of leather gauntlets, a scuffed brass cowbell, an engraved platinum badge, an engraved platinum badge, an engraved platinum badge, a mechanical grey ghostpig moth, a mechanical green underwing moth, a mechanical golden arch moth, a mechanical red apple moth, a tin drinking mug, a polished drinking mug, a burnt clay drinking mug, a pewter drinking mug and a pair of dragon wings."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And...lots of things you haven't seen yet."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Including..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "More racial specific weapons....a marnet....bloody weapons of all types...more cowbell..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Consolation items will include special snake charms, special shimmer cloaks, magical food pouches, and more..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "And yes, you'll be able to choose your consolation item. And yes, I'll sell a sanctuary."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "You'll get to pick any one item....they won't run out..."
Auctioneer Aquolo says, "Please allow me a moment of composure before I start trying to deal with shovel issues..."