[The Animal Agenda, Sales Floor]
Bright animal print panels in atypical colors surround the shop, offering a vibrant backdrop to the merchandise displays spread around the sales floor. A tiered display shelf offers an array of skirts, flanked by a wood rod and bar of more clothing. Dominating the space is a large caricature of a lion's head, gaping maw providing the only exit from the area. You also see a colorful toy box with some scrawled lettering on one side.
Obvious exits: none.

On the display shelf you see a pumpkin velveteen skirt embroidered with a crow and squirrel in the midst of a harvest bounty, an azure velveteen skirt embroidered with a cat peering into a sea full of fish, a sage velveteen skirt sewn with a short stack of turtles facing an upright raccoon, a wheat velveteen skirt hem-stitched with a repeating pattern of ducks and geese and an ecru velveteen skirt embroidered with a butterfly and dragonfly hovering near a daisy.

a pumpkin velveteen skirt embroidered with a crow and squirrel in the midst of a harvest bounty is 3250 Kronars

Surrounded by stacks of apples and squash, a crow with feathers askew grips an ear of corn firmly in its beak, its legs tilted precariously as it strains for its treasure. On the other end of the ear, a fluffy-tailed squirrel wraps both arms around the corn, pulling mightily with all its strength.

The velveteen skirt is pocketed.
The velveteen skirt is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the velveteen skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt is worth exactly 3250 kronars.

an azure velveteen skirt embroidered with a cat peering into a sea full of fish is 3250 Kronars

A cat with disheveled fur and rigid tail clings precariously to a small, craggy rock, peering fearfully at the half-dozen fish nearby. Each fish is comically sewn to bear a mocking smirk, and the two nearest the rock slap their fins together triumphantly.

The velveteen skirt is pocketed.
The velveteen skirt is extremely soft.
It appears that the velveteen skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt is worth exactly 3250 kronars.

a sage velveteen skirt sewn with a short stack of turtles facing an upright raccoon is 3250 Kronars

Four hard-shelled turtles, each uniquely detailed, are piled one on top of another. Each has a stubby foot outstretched in halting gesture toward the raccoon. The furry creature, wearing a carefully detailed mask, has a distinct appearance of rolling its eyes.

The velveteen skirt is pocketed.
The velveteen skirt is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the velveteen skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt is worth exactly 3250 kronars.

a wheat velveteen skirt hem-stitched with a repeating pattern of ducks and geese is 3250 Kronars

The fowl chase one another forever in an endless loop, each dangerously close to nipping the tail of the one before it.

The velveteen skirt is pocketed.
The velveteen skirt is extremely soft.
It appears that the velveteen skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt is worth exactly 3250 kronars.

an ecru velveteen skirt embroidered with a butterfly and dragonfly hovering near a daisy is 1000 Kronars

The two insects circle the flower, gazing intently at each other. Both have tiny hands raised, complete with exaggeratedly enlarged gloves on their fists, and itty bitty snarls sewn for their mouths.

The velveteen skirt is pocketed.
The velveteen skirt is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the velveteen skirt can be worn like pants or a skirt.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt weighs exactly 10 stones.
You are certain that the velveteen skirt is worth exactly 1000 kronars.

On the wooden rod you see a murray worsted cloak stitched with the image of a hummingbird berating a rock, a granite worsted cloak embellished with a gem-eyed fly nearing a sparkling silver spider web, a viridian worsted cloak embroidered with a stampede of animals racing across the front, a buff worsted cloak sewn with a sprawled opossum before a raven's nest and a burnt sienna worsted cloak embroidered with an usually large gidii standing amidst a milling flock of smaller gidiis.

a murray worsted cloak stitched with the image of a hummingbird berating a rock is 6875 Kronars

Looking over the entire length of the cloak, one can discern the rock is actually the nose of a huge beast in relation to the size of the small winged creature scolding it. Great slitted orbs located near the collar peer down in a cross-eyed fashion and the mouth located near the hem seems to curl in a smirk.

The worsted cloak is pocketed.
The worsted cloak is fairly malleable.
It appears that the worsted cloak can be draped over the shoulders.
You are certain that the worsted cloak weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the worsted cloak is worth exactly 6875 kronars.

a granite worsted cloak embellished with a gem-eyed fly nearing a sparkling silver spider web is 7500 Kronars

The glitter of the fly's facetted eyes is offset by the sparkle of the silvery spider web it hovers near. Nestled deep in the intricate webbing, an obsidian spider rubs its legs together in aggravation, glaring with tiny ruby pinprick eyes at the sardonic expression sewn on the bug's features.

The worsted cloak is pocketed.
The worsted cloak is moderately soft.
It appears that the worsted cloak can be draped over the shoulders.
You are certain that the worsted cloak weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the worsted cloak is worth exactly 7500 kronars.

a viridian worsted cloak embroidered with a stampede of animals racing across the front is 6875 Kronars

Skillfully sewn, a picturesque glade covers the back of the cloak, patches of dappled sunlight through the leafy canopy sparkling over colorful ground flowers. Centered in the picture, a lone skunk saunters through, smug smirk dominating its features.

The worsted cloak is pocketed.
The worsted cloak is fairly malleable.
It appears that the worsted cloak can be draped over the shoulders.
You are certain that the worsted cloak weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the worsted cloak is worth exactly 6875 kronars.

a buff worsted cloak sewn with a sprawled opossum before a raven's nest is 6875 Kronars

Settled in her nest, a plump raven peers curiously at the opossum playing dead on the branch before her while behind her another opossum stealthily slips an egg into its paws. Another raven, eyebrows sewn on its face to portray anger, has its beak around the second opossum's tail, ready to snap shut.

The worsted cloak is pocketed.
The worsted cloak is somewhat pliable.
It appears that the worsted cloak can be draped over the shoulders.
You are certain that the worsted cloak weighs exactly 50 stones.
You are certain that the worsted cloak is worth exactly 6875 kronars.

a burnt sienna worsted cloak embroidered with an usually large gidii standing amidst a milling flock of smaller gidiis is 6875 Kronars

Clutching a handful of greasy, tattered gidii feathers and bearing more stuck in at odd angles in its fluffy coat, a poorly disguised snowbeast looms over the gaggle with a bewildered look in its bright green eyes. Surrounded by the ring-necked birds, the snowbeast is nonetheless ignored as the gidii fall over themselves and each other, stare at the ground or sky, or run headlong into each other.

The worsted cloak is pocketed.
The worsted cloak is moderately soft.
It appears that the worsted cloak can be draped over the shoulders.
You believe that the worsted cloak weighs about 41 stones.
You are certain that the worsted cloak is worth exactly 6875 kronars.

On the wooden bar you see an ash grey broadcloth vest stitched with an anteater investigating an ant hill, a patchwork broadcloth vest embroidered with a fluffy fox skulking toward a bustling henhouse, a bisque broadcloth vest embellished with brilliant sea life, a pale blue vest bearing an upright cow and sheep on the front panels glaring at each other and a beige broadcloth vest sewn with a doleful-eyed dog.

an ash grey broadcloth vest stitched with an anteater investigating an ant hill is 1250 Kronars

Snaking a long pink tongue out of its equally long snout, the anteater intently roots around the inside of the twisting tunnels of the anthill. A cut-away view shows a line of ants pushing before them a bright red chili pepper toward the questing tongue.


The broadcloth vest is pocketed.
The broadcloth vest is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the broadcloth vest can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

a patchwork broadcloth vest embroidered with a fluffy fox skulking toward a bustling henhouse is 1250 Kronars

In a partial profile, the eyes of the fox narrow in concentration and a tongue snakes out of its mouth to brush against its lips. A cut-away view of the henhouse shows a number of plump hens giggling at one positioning a bucket precariously over the ajar door as the fox nears.

The broadcloth vest is pocketed.
The broadcloth vest is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the broadcloth vest can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

a bisque broadcloth vest embellished with brilliant sea life is 1250 Kronars

Shrimp jockeys complete with colorful silk hats crouch over their seahorse mounts with tiny whips poised. In the background, shrimp spectators cheer and place bets on the outcome. At the rear of the pack, one seahorse balks, turning its head to nip its rider.

The broadcloth vest is pocketed.
The broadcloth vest is incredibly pliant.
It appears that the broadcloth vest can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

a pale blue vest bearing an upright cow and sheep on the front panels glaring at each other is 1250 Kronars

Against the backdrop of a sunrise peeking over the silhouette of a tall barn, a cow and ewe face one another, eyes locked in deadly mortal combat. Between the pair, a stump sits serenely, hatchet buried in the top sewn with sparkling thread to simulate catching early sunlight.

The broadcloth vest is pocketed.
The broadcloth vest is extremely soft.
It appears that the broadcloth vest can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

a beige broadcloth vest sewn with a doleful-eyed dog is 1250 Kronars

A hound dog sits forlornly on its haunches in the center of a ring, mouth drawn down in an expression of resignation. A thin line is stitched from one of the droopy ears to the other, and a tiny flea dangles from a small swing in the center of it.

The broadcloth vest is pocketed.
The broadcloth vest is extremely soft.
It appears that the broadcloth vest can be worn as a shirt or robe, even with armor.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the broadcloth vest is worth exactly 1250 kronars.

A toy box reads:
"These dolls are reversible! Make sure you look at each one to see what you are buying. And buy the matching clothing piece too! (Sorry, not all combinations were feasible so not all are represented.)"

In the toy box you see a sleek ink-black crow doll with feathers askew holding half an ear of corn in its beak, a nervous-looking calico cat doll with fluffy disheveled fur, a speckled hunter green turtle doll with a soft leather shell, an eggshell white goose doll sewn with shiny black beads for eyes, a gemstone-studded dragonfly doll with delicate gossamer wings, a plump chicken doll with mischievous eyebrows embroidered over amber glass eyes, a plush multi-hued seahorse doll wearing a tiny leather saddle and a fluffy white sheep doll with a bright pink bow tied to its tail.

a sleek ink-black crow doll with feathers askew holding half an ear of corn in its beak is 5000 Kronars

a sleek ink-black crow doll with feathers askew holding half an ear of corn in its beak

A plush doll reads:
a squat tawny squirrel with a long fluffy tail holding half an ear of corn in its paw

The plush doll is fairly soft.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a nervous-looking calico cat doll with fluffy disheveled fur is 5000 Kronars

a smirking fish doll made of silvery iridescent faille shaped into scales

A plush doll reads:
a nervous-looking calico cat doll with fluffy disheveled fur

The plush doll is fairly soft.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a speckled hunter green turtle doll with a soft leather shell is 5000 Kronars

a speckled hunter green turtle doll with a soft leather shell

A plush doll reads:
a fluffy chestnut raccoon doll with a soft leather mask over two black beaded eyes

The plush doll is fairly soft.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

an eggshell white goose doll sewn with shiny black beads for eyes is 5000 Kronars

a sunny yellow duck doll sewn with with fluffy feathers and bearing a bright red bow

A feathered doll reads:
an eggshell white goose doll sewn with shiny black beads for eyes

The feathered doll is fairly soft.
You are certain that the feathered doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the feathered doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a gemstone-studded dragonfly doll with delicate gossamer wings is 5000 Kronars

a brightly colored butterfly doll with graceful gossamer wings

A winged doll reads:
a gemstone-studded dragonfly doll with delicate gossamer wings

The winged doll is quite supple.
You are certain that the winged doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the winged doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a plump chicken doll with mischievous eyebrows embroidered over amber glass eyes is 5000 Kronars

a tawny fluffy fox doll with a pink felt tongue hanging out of its mouth

A plush doll reads:
a plump chicken doll with mischievous eyebrows embroidered over amber glass eyes

The plush doll is fairly soft.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a plush multi-hued seahorse doll wearing a tiny leather saddle is 5000 Kronars

a plush multi-hued seahorse doll wearing a tiny leather saddle

A plush doll reads:
a plush pink shrimp doll wearing a multicolored silk jockey suit

The plush doll is quite supple.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.

a fluffy white sheep doll with a bright pink bow tied to its tail is 5000 Kronars

a fluffy white sheep doll with a bright pink bow tied to its tail

A plush doll reads:
a black and white spotted cow doll with a tiny copper bell strung to its neck

The plush doll is fairly malleable.
You are certain that the plush doll weighs exactly 5 stones.
You are certain that the plush doll is worth exactly 5000 kronars.