It reads:
I've been asked in the past, usually by pointed ears not surprisingly, if I take returns. The answer is no! Don't whine that your item fell apart after you left this tent - obviously my goods are of the finest quality so if it broke it was something you did! And don't claim my clerks gave you the wrong item either - you'd have to be blind not to notice as they handed it to you! In other words, all sales are final! - Gorand