Better Than Sliced Bread

Fudli sniffs at Cleodelia.

Fudli exclaims, "Whaddya waaaant!"

Cleodelia softly asks, "Me?"

Cleodelia softly asks, "Or him?"

Fudli says, "No, yer half-brother."

Fudli stares at Cleodelia.

Fudli says, "Gimmegimmegimme."

Cleodelia removes a silver-chased sleek onyx ring from in her gossamer cloak.

Cleodelia offers Fudli a silver-chased sleek onyx ring.

Fudli accepts Cleodelia's sleek onyx ring.

Fudli asks, "Ya got urglaes?"

Fudli sniffs at Cleodelia.

Cleodelia softly says, "Umm, somewhere."

Cleodelia grins.

Divid sniffs.

Divid just opened a leather loot pouch.

Divid removes an urglaes fang from in his loot pouch.

Fudli asks, "Is it uh, deactivated?"

Divid offers Fudli an urglaes fang.

Cleodelia softly asks, "Deactivated?"

Divid just closed a leather loot pouch.

Cleodelia smiles at Divid.

Cleodelia softly exclaims, "Thanks!"

Fudli says, "Last time I used dat I had four tentacles. And dey weren't in me shirt."

Divid says, "Yes, it is."

Fudli accepts Divid's urglaes fang.

Natsuki begins chuckling at Fudli!

Ohr chuckles.

Fudli says, "Yer payin out the nose fer dis, tentacles er not."

Cleodelia gives Divid a quick little smooch.

Cleodelia softly says, "Thanks."

Kerl grins.

Divid nods to Cleodelia.

Divid says, "Of course."

Fudli slams the ring into the fang and winces slightly, and as the bright light fades, they've fused together.

Cleodelia softly says, "Tiny little ring."

Cleodelia softly asks, "Fudli can you fix something for me if I wait till everyone is done?"

Fudli says, "Depends on what it do be and how much time I be takin up."

Fudli shows Cleodelia his urglaes ring.

Fudli exclaims, "Two hunnerd tousand!"

Kerl's jaw drops.

Cleodelia softly says, "It's one of those sound jewelry things."

Cleodelia softly exclaims, "200,000!"

Cleodelia gasps.

Fudli exclaims, "It's URGLAES!"

Cleodelia softly says, "But we gave you the urglaes."

Fudli exclaims, "Ya be knowin how hard it is to get ANYONE ta werk with URGLAES?!"

Cleodelia blinks.

Cleodelia softly says, "Come on 100k."

Fudli exclaims, "Yeh, in some countries dats a death warrant!"

Cleodelia softly says, "Double your price."

Ohr chuckles.

Fudli sniffs at Cleodelia.

Fudli exclaims, "Two hunnerd!"

Cleodelia softly says, "100k is double."

Fudli says, "Two hunnerd is two hunnerd."

Cleodelia softly says, "Haggle ."

Fudli exclaims, "Ain't happenin!"

Kerl whistles tunelessly to himself.

Divid says, "Doesn't seem willing."

Cleodelia softly exclaims, "Bah!"

Divid grins.

Arwen nods to Kerl.

You remove a deep blue thunderstone from in your grey spidersilk backpack.

Divid just opened a leather loot pouch.

Cleodelia softly says, "I haven't even shopped yet and I am almost broke."

Fudli says, "Fork it over, ya evil-metal-lovin meatbag."

You ask, "Shinies?"

Arwen clasps her hand over her mouth.

You ask, "Sparklies?"

Fudli asks, "Eh?"

You tap a deep blue thunderstone.

Cleodelia softly asks, "Gems?"

Fudli says, "You never said nuttin about shinies."

Cleodelia chuckles.

Fudli says, "You gimme some'a dose, den I'll cut it down to..."

Fudli says, "One hunnerd and fifty tousand."

Divid chuckles.

You offer your blue thunderstone to Fudli, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Fudli has accepted your offer and is now holding a deep blue thunderstone.

Cleodelia softly asks, "What if we promise not to kiss you?"

You remove an emerald from in your grey spidersilk backpack.

Cleodelia chuckles.

You offer your emerald to Fudli, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Fudli put a deep blue thunderstone in his blue cloak.

You remove a violet sapphire from in your grey spidersilk backpack.

Cleodelia removes a Frostacres promissory note from in her lined treasure pouch.

Fudli says, "You won't do dat anyway. Only REALLY stupid people do dat. ."

Fudli has accepted your offer and is now holding an emerald.

Fudli put an emerald in his blue cloak.

You swap your violet sapphire from your left to your right hand.

You offer your violet sapphire to Fudli, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Fudli has accepted your offer and is now holding a violet sapphire.

Cleodelia hugs you.

Fudli put a violet sapphire in his blue cloak.

You hug Cleodelia.

You remove a small silver widget from in your grey spidersilk backpack.

Cleodelia whispers, "Owe ya one."

Cleodelia winks.

Fudli says, "Mm, so shiny."

You say, "I got a widget."

Fudli exclaims, "A widget?! A WIDGET!!"

You show Fudli your silver widget.

Fudli says, "GIMMEGIMMEGIMME."

Cleodelia softly says, "That was more than one gem."

Natsuki chuckles.

You say, "He said some."

You say, "I gave some."

Natsuki removes a small steel widget suspended from a thin piece of string from in her soft grey robe.

Natsuki ponders.

Cleodelia offers Fudli a Frostacres promissory note.

Natsuki put a small steel widget suspended from a thin piece of string in her soft grey robe.

Fudli exclaims, "Fine, fine, one hundred tousand, just GIMME THE DAMN WIDGET!"

Natsuki just closed an ankle-length soft grey robe.

You laugh out loud!

Cleodelia chuckles.

Natsuki starts chuckling at you!

Cleodelia laughs!

Fudli accepts Cleodelia's promissory note.

Ohr chuckles.

You poke Cleodelia in the ribs.

You offer your silver widget to Fudli, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.

Natsuki nods to you.

Fudli offers Cleodelia a detailed urglaes ring cast in the shape of a curved dragon.

Cleodelia softly asks, "Silver widget?"

Cleodelia accepts Fudli's urglaes ring.

Natsuki shrugs.

Fudli has accepted your offer and is now holding a small silver widget.

You nod to Cleodelia.

Fudli tries to eat his silver widget.

You say, "Widget."

Natsuki glances at Fudli.

Fudli offers Cleodelia a Frostacres promissory note.

Kerl says, "Pretty cheap for an urglaes ring."

Cleodelia accepts Fudli's promissory note.

You say, "You're welcome."

You nod to Cleodelia.

Kerl whistles tunelessly to himself.

Cleodelia put a Frostacres promissory note in her gossamer cloak.

Fudli strokes the widget and coos, "Oh, sweet sweet widget of... widgetness."

Fudli put a small silver widget in his blue cloak.

Fudli removes a large roasted kitten sandwich from in his blue cloak.

You snicker.

Ohr blinks at Fudli.

Fudli says, "Ah, sweet sweet sandwich of er... kittiness."

Fudli takes a bite of his roasted kitten sandwich.

Fudli put a large roasted kitten sandwich in his blue cloak.

Fudli smacks his lips.


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