Shhh, Be Vewy Vewy Quiet. We're Hunting...


You hear the subdued thoughts of Aurndil echo in your mind:
"anyone wanna hunt the castle with me?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"Ya huntin castles? Dey should nae be hard ta miss being big as dey are"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Khalent echo in your mind:
"Someone who thinks they're really big."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Might be a touch hard to kill a castle once you've stalked up on it though...they're fairly healy from what I hear."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"And healthy too."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Aurndil echo in your mind:
"i hear they have good armor too"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Abigor echo in your mind:
"depends on whether you have a catapult er no"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"I takes me big hammer and de castle fall gud enough"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Aye, very true. Unless it was a rolton flinging catapult...or would that be a roltapult?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Reallia echo in your mind:
"ye can can catapult farm animals at it"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"I build be a big wooden bunny and...."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Kaldonis echo in your mind:
"it is a ratapault. Launches rats"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Abigor echo in your mind:
"dunno.. never tried flingin critters with one"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Gaeladrya echo in your mind:
"I don't think the catapult was originally intended for flinging cats. Can you imagine trying to get them to stay in the bowl?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Sure. Just smack them on the head with a mallet. They'll stay in the bowl nicely."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"I seen a gnome flinger unce in me day"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Kaldonis echo in your mind:
"All ya do is bash the cats in the head a few times with a hammer, then they stay right put."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Abigor echo in your mind:
"well heck.. I can fling a gnome.. they fairly small"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Gaeladrya echo in your mind:
"Of course you can fling gnomes...they have to test the machinery first hand. The cats don't do as much damage unconscious though."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Iyaz echo in your mind:
"bash cats....no you didn't say that.."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ciaphas echo in your mind:
"Killing cats and flinging em at a castle, how entertaining ::rolls eyes::"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Iyaz echo in your mind:
"lets not talk about cats! :P"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Galesmight echo in your mind:
"Actually dead cows and other rotten animals are quite often used to siege a castle."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"Den dere wuz de dung flinger"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ashliana echo in your mind:
"Run away!"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Nevery said anything about killing a cat. Just said they'd stay put if they were conciousness impaired."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Davason echo in your mind:
"Poisons the water supply, makes them die to death."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ashliana echo in your mind:
"Die to death?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Mathicus echo in your mind:
"Aye Oi like cats ave one at home, but we could always fling lil halflings an elfs"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Davason echo in your mind:
"Rotten corpse gets into water, rest of the castle men die to death."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Valefor echo in your mind:
"specially if they can find one that died from a disease they always fling diseased meat into sieged castles to reduce the population"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ashliana echo in your mind:
"Die to death? Heh."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Yes, die to death. It's similar to killing someone dead."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Maginthree echo in your mind:
"elfs?....why elfs?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"I tink dat suicide shoul be punishible by death!"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Shidain echo in your mind:
"bah, jes fling Mathicus, his gut has enough girth to do widespread damage to just bout anything."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ashliana echo in your mind:
"Mad rolton disease.."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Phenomenon echo in your mind:
"laughs"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Yobler echo in your mind:
"Or being a little pregnant."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Mathicus echo in your mind:
"Dun know they small an a lot of em. *grin* Find somebody to lift me to fling at er and Oi'll oblige"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Jiston echo in your mind:
"what about manticore foot and mouth diseases"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Ashliana echo in your mind:
"Anything but that!"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Abigor echo in your mind:
"if you can't keep your foot outta yer mouth you deserve to be diseased"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Mathicus echo in your mind:
"What about my foot in der mouth disease?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Seiryu echo in your mind:
"Bah, it cannae be as nasty as mad Yak disease"


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