April Fools

Announcement: Due to a large number of concerns about the offensive nature of the contents of the Ale Festival and Oleani Shops, the staff of GemStone III will be closing the festivals early in order to prevent more inconvenience to our customers. Additionally, we will be confiscating all items and materials, or any items which have received merchant services. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, and we hope this improves your experience in GemStone III.

Announcement: P.S. Additionally we will be turning the color of all inventories pink, and changing all monsters into cute fluffy bunnies.

Announcement: Due to an error in the experience generator, all players have been earning experience at an accelerated rate for some time. To resolve the situation, in two minutes, we are going to remove 25% of your experience. We are sorry for the inconvinence. Have a nice day.

Announcement: After extensive testing and observation we have determined that lockpicks are working far to well. To this end we have lowered the maximum pick modifiers by 25% and reduced the strength of all lockpicks by half. Good luck with that box!

Announcement: Due to technical difficulties, the REPORT function for players should not be used. There is a good chance that if you use report before we have fixed this problem, that your character will be killed. (And you will be responsible for your own rez.)

> * Novur just kicked the bucket!
> * Arianiss just took a long walk off a short pier!
> * Tanager just bit the dust... but it bit harder!
> * Randem just kicked the bucket!
> * Varisad sleeps with the fishes!
> * Delemus is pushing up daisies!
> * Pacosar just kicked the bucket!
> * Vintral just took a long walk off a short pier!
> * Komodai just became one with the ground. Ohmmm...
> * Hollowsky just met his maker!
> * DING DONG Ol' Razzkazz is dead! La la la la la!
> * Vurkanaan just kicked the bucket!
> * Sierrai was just vaporized!
> * Sierrai isn't dead, she's resting!
> * Mithgrail just took a long walk off a short pier!
> * Alas, poor Fireaxis. I knew him, Horatio.
> * Illumna is pining for the fjords!
> * Ketum just became living impaired!
> * Syo forgot to duck. Ouch!
> * Roxana sleeps with the fishes!
> * Hymir is still alive. Not!
> * Mithrell is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
> * Talantris just kicked the bucket!
> * Avelorn just croaked!
> * To be... or not to be... Guess Oceanette chose the latter.
> * Daemonwar just bit the dust... but it bit harder!
> * Alesse forgot to duck. Ouch!
> * Kellt is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
> * Timeroc sleeps with the fishes!
> * Zacciwie is pushing up daisies!
> * DING DONG Ol' Dunaeden is dead! La la la la la!
> * Morgannis sleeps with the fishes!
> * Sansil forgot to duck. Ouch!
> * Tolah just croaked!
> * Hmm hmm hmm... *yawn* Oh yeah, Agonous just died.
> * Khaladon is still alive. Not!
> * Claw just ate some dust!
> * Carnalize forgot to duck. Ouch!
> * Ardwen is pining for the fjords!
> * DING DONG Ol' Rhayz is dead! La la la la la!
> * Warclaidh is pining for the fjords!
> * Zorganthrolimus is dead! Long live Zorganthrolimus!
> * Razzkazz just became living impaired!

Announcement: Report is now functioning normally. Thank you for your patience, and for not using report.

> * Claw was just vaporized!
> * Claw is still alive. Not!
> * Mithrell is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
> * Hmm hmm hmm... *yawn* Oh yeah, Keffal just died.


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