The clerk notices your interest in an aqua sleepshirt printed with rubber duckies floating in pools of soap suds, and says "The price for that item is $15,000. You can purchase the shirt by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine an aqua sleepshirt printed with rubber duckies floating in pools of soap suds.
This is worn on the upper torso. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.