The clerk notices your interest in a pink cotton scoop-neck sleepshirt with a column of musical notes down the left side, and says "The price for that item is $15,000. You can purchase the shirt by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine a pink cotton scoop-neck sleepshirt with a column of musical notes down the left side.
This is worn on the upper torso. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.