The clerk notices your interest in a pair of neon green pajama pants printed with hot pink flamingos, and says "The price for that item is $9,000. You can purchase the pants by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine a pair of neon green pajama pants printed with hot pink flamingos.
This is worn over the legs. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.