The clerk notices your interest in a pair of white slipper socks with no-skid goldfish on the bottom, and says "The price for that item is $10,000. You can purchase the socks by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine a pair of white slipper socks with no-skid goldfish on the bottom.
This is worn as a sock. If you are wearing footwear, you'd have to take it off before you could wear this. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.