The clerk notices your interest in a red terry cloth robe with KING embroidered across the back, and says "The price for that item is $15,000. You can purchase the robe by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine a red terry cloth robe with KING embroidered across the back.
This is worn as an outer garment. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.