The clerk notices your interest in a stretchy black spaghetti-strap tank-top, and says "The price for that item is $5,000. You can purchase the tank-top by GETting it. All sales are final."

You carefully examine a stretchy black spaghetti-strap tank-top.
This is worn on the upper torso. You can wear only one of this type of item.
About the only place that would take that is the pawn shop.