Simucon 2007 Quotes
A bumper crop of quotes this year.To explain some of the later quotes, I dropped my laptop after the DR State of Elanthia panel Friday afternoon and trashed the CD/DVD drive.
I am both Vyrshkana and Tyrathia - who I'm listed as depends on context and who I was with at the time
If you are not at least 18 years of age, stop reading and go somewhere else.
Really, I mean it.
Don't blame me if your parents get mad.
Rampantly out of order. No D&D this year, either. Sorry!
To quote a t-shirt I saw at a con a few years ago: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be misquoted and used against you.
Any quote which doesn't have who it's by after it is unknown. If you know who said it, please let me know!
Vyrshkana/Cheesecake Gnome
We have a problem. We're both David Kaplan. Except it's his middle name and my last name. - Jolebin
And you look bizarrely alike. - Aleximarus
We're Jewish. - Jolebin
Why do you need air conditioning? It's not hot. - Redarch
I'm hot. - Jolebin, licking a finger, planting it on his ass and making a hissing sound
My ass is made of tougher stuff. - Jolebin
But is it glassproof? - Aleximarus
We haven't tried glass. - Jolebin
Yet! - Aleximarus
I'm home! I see ghetto! - Aleximarus
If we were crossing it right now, we could ford the river, or hire an Indian guide. - Jolebin while crossing the Missouri River
Are you cheating on me? - Algion
No, baby, he's on my list. - Jolebin
Shrimp wrapped in bacon is the greatest gift brought to us by the Atkins diet. - Jolebin
Redarch, you got a little something growing there. - Algion
We set him on an away mission and I don't think he's coming back. - Jolebin
Just as long as I have a valid excuse. - Algion
Soup or salad? - Becky, the waitress
Would you like that supersized? - Redarch
How's the soup? - Jolebin to person who got soup
You want the salad with raspberry vinaigrette, trust me. - Tyrathia
Actually, I do. - Jolebin
If you want to slap me, slap him instead. He'll enjoy it more. - Jolebin
All I ask is that when you change water into wine you use your finger and not your other appendage. - Algion
But that's where the magic is! - Jolebin
But baby, you told me this was nine inches. - Jolebin holding his hands three inches apart.
She didn't tell me she was fourteen. - Aleximarus
There's something on the back of your notebook. - Algion
It's a piece of bacon. - Jolebin
And Jolebin still has his pants on. - Someone else at the table
We were afraid you'd fallen victim to quantum vacuum collapse. - Jolebin to Redarch
I'll throw in some soup nuts. - Jolebin
You just like nuts though. - Algion
True. - Jolebin
I've got to get the Jolebin nod of the year. - Algion
Are you gay?
No, why.
Aww, that sucks.
- Algion quoting a past conversation with Jolebin
Ashton Kutcher has absolutely no talent. - Algion
Apparently he's got talent somewhere, because he's got Demi Moore. - Jolebin
Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter Apple and Courtney Cox named hers Cocoa; I was so upset that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt broke up, because I was sure they'd have a kid named Banana. - Jolebin
I'm just waiting for Paris Hilton to have a kid named Herpes. - Algion
It's the gift that keeps on giving. - Redarch
They probably could have just poured the food in a trough and we'd have eaten it. - Algion
I would only go to a baseball game if it were played entirely by naked Derek Jeters. - Jolebin
I guess I should have said the wossname with the thingies. - Aleximarus
I lost my straw. - Aleximarus
It's right there. - Tyrathia
I can't see it! - Aleximarus
The bad part is they still use my original character as an example of bad behavior. - Algion
I almost never hear the name Synnovea without also hearing the word 'bitch'. - Jolebin
What the fuck did I just miss? - Algion
But you have the wrong equipment. - Algion
Actually, I have the same equipment as you, so I know what to do with it. - Jolebin
I'll sit on Redarch's lap. He won't mind. - Algion
No, Jolebin won't mind. - Redarch
Jolebin, if I was gay, you'd be my first choice. -Algion
The obvious way to defuse Algion is to ensure he dedicates all personal resources to protecting his crotch. - Jolebin
Oh, fuck, the cops are here already?! - Agion
I'm not crazy, I'm obnoxious. There's a difference. - Algion
I am not going to be a Lexi sandwich! - Aleximarus
Is the code up down up down left right left right B A start start? - Jolebin about the hotel 'net access
Bad geek for not knowing it without hearing me say the whole thing. - Jolebin
For a second there I parsed that as "I dropped my boxers." - Jolebin
"It's dead, it's going to stay dead...wait a minute." and walks away. - Pomae quoting Rigby
Why do you refrigerate rolls of quarters? - Raecear
Because that's the best ten dollars I ever spent. - Pomae about putting them down a girl's jeans
Do you want to see my munchkin? - Clunk
Only at Simucon can you go to a random eatery and overhear people talking about how many times they've died today like it's perfectly normal. - Calaveth
You're the only person I know of who'd talk about booting up their notebook and not be talking about a computer. - Calaveth
I'm mostly fluff. I squish. - Ashareal
Note to self: Jolebin is extremely ticklish. - Vyrshkana
Hello, friendly neighborhood molester guy here. - Arcrest
I'm waiting for the day the con is scheduled alongside some kind of Bible event. - Arcrest
We're going to Mexico to get sushi. - Jubalee
I did not ride in this comfortable position to go to Jack-in-the-Box. - Arcrest, who rode in the trunk of the minivan
So you just like to grope people? - Jolebin
He just did that because he wanted to rub his crotch against my arm. - Solomon about Jolebin
He already depantsed you? - Simu-Gary to Jolebin
I don't want you to fantasize about my crotch. - Simu-Gary to Jolebin
Someone told me that this is the con of unity. - Mikare
Where are the easy women and how do I kill shit? - Mataynd quoting n00bs who signed up during a promotion
There's nothing like the con to get you interested in playing again. - Tyrathia
We don't do well against impact weapons. - Redarch
Boing! - Matalynd
I knew I was addicted when I added up all my hours in game and it was more than I was working and I have a full time job. - Matalynd
I'm not a Stoner, I'm a SPlatter. - Vyrshkana
Many people would prefer a ten inch to a seven inch. - Jolebin.
Actually, I can do wonders with a four inch. - Jolebin
It's not the size that matters, it's how you eat it. - Aleximarus
Seven inch mushroom. - Tyrathia.
Another seven-inch mushroom. - Redarch, pointing to himelf and Aleximarus
I'll have a four-inch mushroom. - Jolebin
Everyone starts laughing.
I won't think any less of you. - waitress
I, of course, have never perfected the art of bra removal. - Jolebin
I can put one on for you. - Algion
Oh, shit, I forgot she was at the table. - Algion
That was your first mistake. - Jolebin
I just want to know who not to be a dick to. - Algion
I think he's just attracted to men with guns. - Jolebin
You weren't supposed to tell! - Algion
Did Redarch die? - Algion
Where'd he go?- Tyrathia
Explosive diarrhea? - Jolebin
I told you, you're not supposed to tell. - Algion
If Redarch doesn't get back here soon, I'm going to eat his mushroom. - Tyrathia
You're nothing if not predictable. - Shavay about Tyra's quotes
We're trying to get the waitress to show us her tits, but Dave's the one doing all the asking. - Algion about Jolebin.
Banana Pitt? I can see Peach Pitt, but Banana? - Shavay on celebrities naming their kids weird things.
Don't talk a lot, you'll end up on that thing. - Paschein about Tyra's quotes
Dave, you can kiss other parts of her and make her feel better, all right? - Algion
Would you like to read this year's crop so far? - Tyrathia
How many do you have?! - Essentius
About six pages. - Tyra
Already!? - Essentius
I ate dinner with Algion. - Tyra
Oh, that would explain a lot. - Essentius
And Jolebin. - Tyrathia
(Note: This conversation was repeated many times over with many people including Solomon.)
Oh, we forgot to eat, teehee. More drink! -- Kia
Escort tasks probably aren't the best things to do in the middle of the lobby. - Tyrathia
You swatted a fly off the windshield by firing a cannon at it?! - overheard in the lobby
Dude, you're Satan and I love you. - Boomsplat about Belnia
It started out as an innocent party until I told Paul to show up with some Captain's and Malibu. - Hepsik
If you want to say fuck, say fuck. - GM Votary
You're talking to people who've been drinking all afternoon. - Alasia to hotel staff
Ollie was spooning Brad. - Eugenides
Yeah, I didn't have the pleasures of spooning Brad. Yet. - Dhask
Oh my god, she's hot, I'd so sleep with her. - Ollie/Naos (on a picture of Alex's g/f)
Oh my god, I do sleep with her! That makes us, like brothers! - Alex
Brothers with benefits. - Eugenides (next day)
That's new. - Tierus abut Varulv's denim kilt
It's new from yesterday. - Varulv
That's my entire frame of reference today. - Tierus
You can also register me as Mularosian Jesus if you like. - Tierus
It's like Bejeweled with RPG elements! - Belnia about Puzzle Quest
Are you gumming something? - unknown
All right, this is called the Dwarven shuffle. This is what happens when Clunk tries to shuffle. - Clunk trying to shuffle munchkin cards
New house rule, cause I just thought of it - if you're in earshot of another game of Munchkin, you can play modifiers to that game. - Krakii
My wolf steed carries a really big rock. - Clunk
I put down a thief hireling and he killed it to go up a level. - Krakii
Immediately. - Belnia
You have other dwarf abilities, right? - CLunk
I'm a dwarf. - Aiza
I can be a gnome. - Vesmera
Or you can be something useful. - Belnia
My wolf steed is carrying a big rock with convenient handles. - Clunk
I don't want to shrink my wolf! - Clunk
Is that sleigh balls? - Clunk
I've been flashing everybody today. - Obseden
Is it true I can get cookies all the time? - Jolebin
Does anybody-oh, there you are. - Solomon
Hurry up, wait in line - Lucius
I bring liquid warmth and numbness. - Eldreth
We're supposed to be yellow, but there are so few of us in our game they forgot our lanyards. - Alannis
I don't drink. I don't smoke. - Solomon
What do you do? - Etsk
I'm Vyrshkana this year. - Vyrshkana
Spell that. - Rinae going through badges.
V - Y - R-That one. - Vyrshkana
I'm not doing this thing, I have no artistic skills. - Eldreth
I have autistic skills! - Etsk
You have autistic skills? - Eldreth
I have autistic skills. - Etsk
If you sit there for too long, the chair will catch on fire. - GM Liia
Because you're hot? - Jolebin
It's nice to have someone who appreciates the fact that I never stop talking. - Jolebin
I hope I wake up tomorrow. - Dhask
If you were a boy, I would touch you inappropriately and eliminate your virginity. - Jolebin
If we talk about male/female anatomy, she won't be able to stop typing - Jolebin
Now I feel guilty because I feel like I'm stealing real lesbians' girlfiends. -Asharael
I challenge you to a feminine whiles off. - Jolebin.
Go for his nipples! - Ashareal to Aleximarus about Zairius.
Say something incriminating and she'll put you on the internet. - Ashareal
Am I going to need a magnet? - Ashareal
Why is she typing? - Ashareal
She's a viscious little gnome. - Essentius about Vyrshkana
I'm going to have the imported Japanese water. - Essentius
Squee! - Aleximarus
Is squee a quote? - Kirafern
It is now. - Vyrshkana
I am well rolled. - Essentius
You know, that sounds wonderful. - Arcrest
I'm from New York. I was raised with chopsticks in my hand. - Lytaria
While visions of sushi dance in our heads. - Essentius
Please be patient, I'm the only one working the whole hall, and I don't even work here. - Scott, the waiter at Deep Blue Sea
I can say that because I don't work here. - Not-a-waiter Scott
Put the whole thing in. - Not-a-waiter Scott
Do you have any uni? - Aleximarus
Sea urchin? - Not-a-waiter Scott
No - chef
You want me to go get some? It's only 18 hours to New Orleans. - Scott to Aleximarus
Actually, I think I took off everything I was wearing and handed it to him. - Essentius on winning an hour with a GM alterer
Come play with us. We'll mess with you. - Essentius to Vyrshkana about trying AoH again
I went from zero to the highest level forest gnome and the highest level ranger in plat. - Vyrshkana
And the highest level ball of annoying energy. - Tymelord about Vyrshkana
Hey, Krakii, wanna have sex?
Oh, I don't know.
Cataan?
He's there.
- Elonka mocking how easy it is to get Krakii to join a Settlers game
You know something's wrong when you log into DragonRealms and you realize, "Hey, this isn't DragonRealms, it's Hero's Journey." - Pomae
He's a nice guy, but he's still an asshole. - Caelumia about someone
We're getting profiled? - Durnil
Yes, you're getting profiled. - Tyrathia
Racially? Because that's fun. - Durnil
Who gets to be Harry Pitter? - Pomae
You. - Ysselt
Race in game - Tyrathia
I race around quite a bit - Leucius
You just gotta make sure it doesn't smoke menthols. - Pomae about smoking turkeys
Yeah, see, last time I played I peed in my pants - Vesmera
You know you drink too much when Captain Morgan puts you on their mailing list. - Pomae
Honest officer, I was just trying to help the sheep over the fence. - Elonka
Do you want my underwear? - Elonka, pulling up her shirt
No thank you! - Tyrathia
I suppose I would be burned at the stake if I asked if World of Warcraft was installed on these computers. - Troyan
Human? - Tyrathia
Yes. Oh, wait, in game? - Morgatha
I'll be the person of dubious sexuality. - Krakii
Oh, thank god. - Tyrathia
You're welcome. - Tilarium
Watch what you say around her, she'll quote you. - Etsk
Somebody left the seat up! - random quote from an Order of the Stick game.
My dad's insane and if I get a speeding ticket I'll never hear the end of it. So I got this ticket and I didn't want my dad to know, so I needed a reason to buy the car so I could get my own insurance so it wouldn't show up on his insurance, and the only reason I could think of was I was moving out. So I moved out and bought the car so I could hear the end of it. - Ashareal
Support the head. - Jolebin
Don't shake the baby! - Aleximarus
Is Jesus a crack baby?- Jolebin
I have a theory. - Ashareal, sniffing Jolebin
What's that? - Jolebin
All gay men smell good. So far it hasn't failed. - Ashareal
Never take combat advice from an empath. - Zairius
Hey, you're upright! For a change. - Jolebin to Aleximarus
Does it have a zipper? - Spiritshadow
I like being an it. - Icewhite
I really kind of enjoyed being Belcar. - Krakii
Oooh which card was that? - Clunk after Krakii and Anatae swap OotS characters
They can reach out and touch you. - Krakii about ranged attacks
There are no levels, there is no roleplaying, it's just kill shit. - Krakii about OotS
Odds are Hailee's going to beat the crap out of the poor little rat. - Krakii
Someone's kidney? It's still warm. - Icewhite bribing Krakii in OotS
Everyone wants to kill the forgetable goblin. - Illuminatis
That's 'cause we all want to forget it. - Icewhite
Hailee take the loot? Oh no. -Illuminatis
SHOCKING. - Krakii
Keep an x, a loot falls into the room and hell yes, I'm going to take it.-Krakii
Which helps my cleavage.- Illuminatis, beating an OotS monster
You know the difference between a druid and a dryad?
A druid's a treehugging bunnyfucker and a dryad's a treefucking bunnyhugger. - Illuminatis
He's not a player. You can smack him around all you want. - Krakii about Tilarium
She likes to spike herself, it's her favorite hobby. - Rvain
It's not a matter of trying, it's a state of being. - Krakii about Elan's pissing off Roy
Yes, I have great cleavage. - Illuminatis
There's a Scotsman out there with his hand up a sheep's ass. - Illuminatis
I'm the designated doorjamb for the next two hours. - Calaveth
They're making you draw? - Vyrshkana
No, someone gave me a piece of paper and a box of crayons. - Krakii
Robert count good. Robert work for CPA. - Krakii after miscounting something in Settlers
I got wood for your sheep, man. - Krakii
The ranching begins. Robert's a happy camper. - Krakii
What do you call a Scotsman with a herd of sheep?
A happy camper. - Krakii
And one for not unzipping the pants! - overheard in the gaming room
Remember when reviewing this that past performance is no indication of-- - Krakii on Settlers
I'm pretty much a happy Scotsman. - Troyan
Who are you, foil? - Krakii to Clunk, who was playing with the red set wrapped in foil to replace the missing green set of Settlers pieces
Curses, foiled again. - Troyan
Ooh, it smells happy. - Kia, sniffing an undisclosed bottle of liquor
Everyone is hung to a gnome - Krakii quoting someone from platchat
I sat on my leg and now my ass is wet. - Gothique
Most bands from Ohio suck. - Gothique
Now if they're girl bands, that's not a bad thing. - Krakii
Yeah, and I've got hairy nipples for you. - GM Oscuro, in beerpong
We were actually happy you weren't with us today because we were saying a lot of stupid things. - Jubalee
And this is news? - Vyrshkana
Are you a ranger? - Aleximarus
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Sure. - Sothios
And now I'm going to interrupt. - Solomon interrupting
Speaking of highlights, I think this is one of the best highlights in GemStone. - Solomon on Kia
I have a little something for you...- Solomon
Shut up...-Kia
Bugitem. - Kia on the typoed plaque
Bug it! - Solomon
There's going to be a lot of doom and destruction.- Kia
Yay! - Belnia
These are things that are going to be done next year or someone's going to die. - Kia
Because there are a lot of ways to die. - Kia
Yes, there will be betting. - Krakii
That's almost the coolest part. - Kia
Are you going to make me pay? - Kia
Oh you'll pay. - someone
The GMs pay. - Kia
So that real soon now doesn't become a joke. - Kia
Become? - Krakii
Continue to be a joke. - Kia
A tornado that rips your head off, I don't know. - Kia on weather
Why don't you have a drink? - Morgatha
Good question! - Kia
Nice play-by-play. - Kia
What is the status of thrown combat?
It's useful.
Do you think it's a 2008 goal? - Kia
Sure. - Ted
They're Elanthia's ninjas. - Oliver on rangers
Do you want to talk about alchemy Oliver? - Kia
No. - Oliver
That's about the coolest thing I've heard all day. - Kia about Phrelcon's head in the AdG in Plat
Can it not involve burning Solhaven to the ground AGAIN? - Vyrshkana about town-centric storylines
No, we're going to turn Solhaven into the ghetto! - Kia
I don't think it's going to suck. - Kia about the switch from MjS to MnM
Who's in charge of tailoring? - Kia
Oh god don't look at me. - Alyias
What about squares? - someone
You mean they're not perfect already? - Kia
What about having high level squares being warded by 300 to 400 points? - Stealth
Is that before or after you cut my head off with your massive sword? - Kia
Which of the Adventurerer guild taskmasters is the most susceptible to bribes so I can get more of the tasks that I actually like? - someone
Was it you that asked if we could code DDR? - Kia
Oliver's going to have the biggest table and we're all going to be lonely playing tetris. - Kia
What we've decided to help things along is -- - Kia
Kill all the elves? - someone
I see a nice big empty space with a beautiful woman on either side, so I'm set. - Clunk
When I walked away from the game last night, where was I headed? - Clunk
To hell? - Tyra
Well, I've been heading that way for a long time. But they keep closing the door on me. - Clunk
We have eyes out over here and bounty points over here. -Clunk pointing to the women sitting beside him
That's a little incestuous, even for game! - Tyrathia about Xip and Morganbin both being Gwenddolyn's siblings
I'm not a space munchkin! - Tyrathia
Oh, and you have to listen to Clunk snoring in between cart rides. - Clunk about a Sol-Vaalor escort task.
It pays to not play drunk at two o'clock in the morning. - Vyrshkana
You were here when I left. You're here when I came back. I'm exhausted and I wasn't even drinking! How do you do this?! - hotel bartender
I'm not sure about the atmosphere there, it's a little strange. I'd expect to see cambrinth vibrators. - anonymous DR player
I supposed it would buzz when you charge it. - Another anonymous DR player
I suppose then if it snaps when you cast it'd be a bad thing? - unknown DR GM
Got quotes? - Tyrathia
If you want to tell us how awesome checkbooks are... - Taiven
It will be teh awesome. - Varulv on the LOAN system
The liches are coming! - Varulv
And what all are y'all selling today? - Mikare
I'm selling half eaten bread. - Varulv
I'm planning to not do alterations for a month. - Taiven
We're boycotting alterations. - Varulv
I don't intend for there to be a lot of roleplay at all. I'm just going to kill people. - Zaramoth
Just call me awesome. - Zaramoth after being told it takes forever for Vyrshkana to remember face AND name.
I have that log! - Vyrshkana about Sir Heavybottom Pantshead
What? - Mekthros
So when's the next festival? - Tyra
DOn't look at me. - Ysselt
It's a round table. I asked everybody for an agenda, and they gave me coffee and donuts. - Auriane
If you can survive being shifted outside Stormwill Tower, you can get shifted. - Tyrathia
What about in plat?! - Sete about force shifting
Obseden holds up a piece of paper with NEVER!x5 written on it.
Is TTK ever going to stop sucking? - Reene
No, because sucking is integral to the spells power. - Armifer
I get pulsating and glowing all the time. - Reene
You may want to have a doctor look at that. - Jolebin
Not to nerf my own ability to abuse it, but... - Raecear
When are bards going to not suck? - Ysselt
You don't suck. You're a very nice person. - Armifer
But that would cause a lot of problems: screaming, people trying to kill me... - Armifer on possibly making all combat spells check target
A spell that makes you climb or die! - Raecear
Fireshard is weak. Let's make it contest...trading! - Armifer
We'll take off all our clothes, get some mounts, and go riding in there, but because horses are broken we won't get anywhere... - Raecear
So I can't use it for auto-erotic asphyixiation? - Jolebin about Tyra's power cord
He can lead pixie dancing skills...- Samsaren
We're still here. We're still working on things. - Ellsdragon quoting 'missing' Paladin GMs on the boards
This has been your weekly update. - Tyrathia
Here's the regulation on how you lace your boots. - Nehros about light paladins
I revealed the names of the necromancer spellbooks.-Armifer
Oh, really? - Tyrathia
But they're gone now. - Armifer
You're kind of an asshole, you know that, right? - Ysselt
You knew that already. - Armifer
Combat isn't really what moonmages do, but they can cast a partial displacement and blow your head off. - Armifer
Is this your favorite part of the con? - Raecear
No. - Armifer
Why have a warrior mage in a box? - Armifer
So you don't have to feed it as much? - Raecear
What about non-projectile target? - Zairius
We don't know, it's just a concept right now. - Armifer
How would that work? - Mazrian
We don't know, it's just a concept right now. - Armifer
Rise, raccoons of death. - Zeyurn
Make a naked necromancer and...- Zeyurn
That would require becoming more familiar with warrior mage spells. - Armifer
Armifer pauses.
Armifer shudders.
If you don't want to join a sect, you're going to be sectless. - Laelia
You've got some busy sheep. - Waveshell
My ewes are happy. - Arcrest
I asked Bubba if I can be a GM when I grow up. - Arwinia
So do you know how to play? - Eryn about Settlers
Yeah, more or less. - Krakii
You got frog's legs, it's called viagra, man, okay? - Arcrest
I am a pretty pretty princess. - Teeklin
I gotta trade with you, I got tons of wood. - Arcrest.
That's all a convention is, wasting time. - Arcrest
Yeah, but we could have been wasting time talking about fucking. - Settlers table in concert
You screwed her with sheep?! - Arcrest
9! Yay!
Bingo!
Yahtzee!
Home Run! - Random yells from various Settlers players
Sorry for the culinary torture. - Vyrshkana after having her dinner delivered to the game room
What position do you want me in? - Overheard in the game room
I'd say you're starting to push it and he's starting to pull. - Solomon
I'd say you're egging him on. - Rowan
I think it's fitting that we're closing with a giant cock. - Taleek
Creativity...execution... - Taleek
and feathers! - Shavay
"What the game really needs is more cheese. Flaming cheese. With hair." -Rottcloar
Isn't he just poultry in motion?
I thought it needed an editor with a backbone and a decent understanding of the English language. Not to mention it was three hundred pages too long. - Tyrathia about Harry Potter #5 and why she quit reading
Welcome to the world of Robert Jordan. - Krakii
You told us not to get you started. Why are you starting? - Tyrathia
I have poor self-control. - Krakii
I'm getting really distracted by cleavage. - Emeradan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! - Tyrathia screaming when her raffle ticket is drawn for the new Toshiba laptop
Apparently they didn't want me to drop it. - Tyrathia on how tightly her new laptop was packed into the box.
Oh my god there's an axe in my head. - Krakii
Does the new one bounce? Let's find out! - Shavay on Tyrathia's laptop
I've got meat on my bone. - Simu-Andy
Oh, you're not Maria, you're much shorter! - Andy
So now it's time for the wet tee shirt contest. - someone after the hotel sprinkler broke during, and at, the parking lot party
I guess. - Solomon
It couldn't have been better if it had been scripted. - Redarch about Tyrathia winning the new laptop
Sometimes it just works out that way. - Solomon
My hair looks good because I pay a hairdresser a lot of money to not ask me what I want done with my hair. - Elonka
Alliance of Heroes is all played by lesbians. - Arcrest quoting someone else
The basic one is much easier to play drunk. - Krakii about Settlers
A one-year subscription to GemStone or DR. - Krakii 'quoting' the prizes Elonka has for the people who solve the metachallenge in her book.
I script my cybersex and I put in roundtime. - Etsk
There's no consistent person in them? - Marrk
Yeah, there's a very consistent person in them, unfortunately they're in a painting. - Styil, trying to figure out who a lost digital camera belongs to
Hey, your grasp of the obvious is pretty firm. - Samsaren to Mithyl about his description of Tyrathia's reaction to winning the laptop
Alliance of Heroes is all played by lesbians? I did not know that. - Raecear
I don't want to be in any quotes. - Mithyl
His uncanny business sense is based on crack dealers. - Marrk on Mithyl
You're running out of time. You better hurry up and say more funny stuff. - Raecear
So how are we feeling, Miss I went to bed early? - Illuminatis to Vesmera
Congratulations on winning the laptop. I haven't seen anyone so excited about winning something in a long time. I was kind of afraid your heart was going to explode. - Rencelas
It's better to know your real name than your GM name. That way they don't know who to bother. - Belnia
It's kind of like breakfast. And it's kind of like lunch. It's kind of crazy. - Rencelas
Hey, Tyrathia, did you add your own quote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! - Jolebin
Counting down to simucon 2008 already. - Redarch.
Ok, I'm here, time to start drinking again. - Elonka