Simucon 2008 Quotes
Another bumper crop of quotes.
If you are not at least 18 years of age, stop reading and go somewhere else.
Really, I mean it.
Don't blame me if your parents get mad.
Rampantly out of order. No D&D this year, either. Sorry!
To quote a t-shirt I saw at a con a few years ago: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be misquoted and used against you.
Any quote which doesn't have who it's by after it is unknown. If you know who said it, please let me know!
Vyrshkana/Cheesecake Gnome
There is one right here in the lobby. The question is, how much of a fee they charge. - Eldreth on ATMs
You have the honor of being the first person quoted at this con. - Vyrshkana about Eldreth
I have enough problems with creative deaths. - Catalia
She got to help me get in trouble. - Catalia
I got to help her get in trouble. Once? - Jubalee
Once? - Anika
Watch what you say when she's around. - Anika
She didn't write down my vibrating suitcase line, did she? - Catalia
Is my phone vibrating or is it my luggage? - Catalia
What's in your luggage? - group
You don't want to know. - Catalia
Those must be some interesting lessons you're having. - Anika
He's the best guy ever, and he flirted with Garrett. And Xenos. Xenos just kind of blinked at him a couple of times. - Catalia on Hautaeus
He asked me, is he gay. And I said, 'Kinda bi.' And he started flirting back. - Catalia on Garrett
I was trying to be a gentleman and not assume that it was a totally inappropriate sexual thing, but it was! - Jolebin on the vibrating suitcase
Make that four quotes on the vibrating suitcase thing. - Vyrshkana
And we just got started. - Catalina
It isn't even really officially the con yet. - Damsall
My lips are burning, and not because of some guy's stubble. - Jolebin
Something that opens and closes that is not a store, door, book, suitcase/bag, or laptop. That'll be my pants. - Arcrest
Something that changes shape. Pants.
Something that rolls, other than a suitcase or luggage cart. Pants.
Something wet, other than water. Pants.
Something that distorts objects. A bottle of vodka.
Something that magnifies sound. A bottle of vodka.
Where are you from? - Jolebin to Damsall
Over the rainbow. - Arcrest
It's so old, it's got plants growing out of it. - Arcrest
Stop forking around. - Arcrest
Sometimes he likes to watch. And take pictures. - Jolebin on Arcrest
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Everyone thinks I'm hilarious cept her. - Jolebin, purposely misunderstanding me
Wait until Sunday morning when everyone has their pictures on their cameras. We then EMP pulse the hotel. - Arcrest
And no dropping your laptop. - Arcrest
This is going to suck. - Vyrshkana
Suck like a typhoon? Suck like a hoover? Suck like a leech. - Arcrest
Suck like your mom. - Jolebin
Suck like my mom? My mom doesn't suck. - Arcrest
That's an incredible step into nerdery. - Belnia about Dhask's eye of Sauron tattoo
What's a round table? - Catalia
This - points to table - is a round table. - Arcrest
Do you store stacks of stock? - Arcrest
Her stock stores in stacks. - Valkesh
How much for just the dessert pastry? - Vyrshkana about the deep fried cheesecake
I will spoon you. - Arcrest
While you're spooning her, I will fork you. - Damsall
Hey, it's white and creamy. You figure it out. - Arcrest
Now, the test of that was when I got run over by a forklift. - Arcrest on pain being damage messages.
Armor is for pansies. So he's obviously a daffodil. - Mfberg
Armor is for pansies. A loincloth isn't armor! - Flamesong
Us? Drink? In this game? - Damsall
I had no clue there would be drinking at this place. - Damsall
Score! I am God! - Arcrest
No, I'm god. - Flamesong
Hey, I got the whole table to sing Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. - Arcrest
That doesn't make you God. - Flamesong
I am stuffed. - Jolebin
So that's why you're so quiet. - Flamesong
You know, I would have thought you'd be really noisy if you were stuffed. - Vyrshkana
Isn't that cute? He thinks coming to the Con is about the games. - Flamesong about Valkesh
No, it's about drinking, smoking, and...I'm not going there. - Vyrshkana
Speaking of drinking, I need to... - Flamesong
...go find something alcoholic? - Vyrshkana
I have hands full of booze. - GM Liia
That's news? - Vyrshkana
I just want to know who said it. I don't care if it was a lie, I don't care what kind of booze it was, I just want to know who said it! - Vyrshkana
I have a titanium spork and I know how to use it. - Eldreth
Whoever's got wood for sheep... - Eldreth
He said, I asked him for a blowjob, but it was way downhill from there. - GM Liia
I'm just a fan of the meat. - GM Sirina
If you can't pronounce it drunk or sober, it's probably a bad name. - Belnia
I am completely retarded, I admit it. - GM Vesmera
I'm really glad I stopped that sentence where I did. - GM Liia
I can be an enabler. - Brevis
I was going to say, too bad we're all a bunch of English majors instead of chemistry majors. - GM Liia about what happened to the sangria
Poison. Is that Scottish for pretzels? - GM Vesmera
And she makes out with cotton candy. - Neil
Oh, in that case, everybody cares. - GM Liia
Do gay guys have bachelor parties? - GM Liia
Well, yeah. - Jolebin
So you just call it Friday night? - GM Liia
This is from back when Michael Jackson was a black guy. - Jolebin about the music at Drunken Fish
Your head is blocking the cock. - Jolebin
Authentically Made by Egyption Jewish slaves. - GM Liia telling a story
So it's like a feature alteration. - Belnia on Liaa's description of her son's eyes.
There's not a lot of activities-- - GM Korelys describing vacation
But you're on the beach with booze! - GM Liaa
I never get laid in Vegas. I sometimes get laid here, but I never get laid in Vegas. - Jolebin
You never know what you'll catch in Vegas. - Belnia
Did you squeal like that when you saw it? - GM Liia to Jolebin
The face you make when you can't remember the line. - Jolebin
Smell the fart. - GM Korelys
Hey! Rose Tyler's a whore. - Jolebin
You're surprised? - Belnia
I just got flirted with, and you think that bothers me?! - GM Liia
Yeah, we're on the beach-- Liia
With boobs? - Sirina
She was patting herself down, and I'm like, boobs? Check. - Sirina
What time is tomorrow? - Solomon about when registration opens
Tomorrow starts at midnight. - Oolan
Shit what'd I just say? - Krakii
Got it got it got it got it. - Clunk
If you want the perfect quote from clunk, it's I didn't do it. - Clunk
What did I do now, when I didn't do anything? - Krakii
It's time for other games to experience the joy. - GM Zeyurn
We sent Ssra over to Cyberstrike. he really likes his robots. - Dartenian
And enormous mecha invade Crossing. - Zeyurn
Robocopicles the Return: The official version. - GM Zeyurn
Coke or Pepsi? - Andy
Coke. - Waiter
I'll take iced tea. - Andy
One of these has to stick. It'll probably work better if I put glue on the back of them - Andy about campaign slogans
Are you taking quotes? - Carli
Yes. - Vyrshkana
Shit. - Carli
Get me the cherry! - Leucius
It's like hitting a wall of information at sixty miles an hour. - GM Zeyurn
Hi, my name is Sindak, I play DR and I don't keep logs. - Sindak
There's a movie where someone keeps mangling words like that. - Mnute
No that's George Bush. - Andy
That's not a movie. - Mnute
We just wish he were a movie. - Damsall
I made my famous chicken enchiladas for the Christmas party. They did not last very long. The enchiladas. - Mnute
I was going to say. The guests, or the enchiladas? - Krakii
CCFD showed up first. - Alex
So he died. - Mnute
At least it's not a vibrating suitcase story. I've had one of those already. - Vyrshkana
That was one of the loudest screams I've ever heard. I think I can still hear it. - Mnute
Warning: You're not able to read this. Are you sure you want to push the power button? - Mnute about the monitor not installed messages when booting Vyrsh's computer
The trailer trash version of Trivia Pursuit. This game ROCKS. - Shavay
So I can see how many times over the course of dinner that I can say penis? - Jolebin
She didn't hear me, so I didn't get quoted. That's all that matters. - Clunk
I wonder if the sheep get nervous when the wood is near them. - Jolebin.
Sheep are belong to us. - Clunk reading Krakii's nametag
Let me guess. - Vyrshkana
All you're didn't fit. - table in concert
I hugged Solomon because I like touching him. - Jolebin
I wonder if Solomon getting hugged, Solomon getting hugged and enjoying it, and Solomon getting hugged by a female and enjoying it, was possibly was written with me in mind. - Jolebin
You guys are making this too easy for me. - Jolebin
Everybody gets wood. - Krakii
CFA stands for can't fucking spell. - Krakii
Something is bothering my allergies. - Vyrshkana
Hopefully it's not me. - Clunk
Next time I ask for permission to do all these neat merchants, you say no. - GM Liia
There's like eight of them, I have twelve shops. Do you think I remember which ones are hers? - GM Liia on Taiven's EG shops
Anybody would like some wood? - GM Altiran
Please pass the wood. - Krakii
I've got wood and I don't care what you give me. - Krakii
Wood Street? Not so much a street. - group after getting to Vivian's
I'm gonna talk your ear off for about five minutes. - Laura, the waitress at Vivian's
Are you going to keep the ears? - Vyrshkana
Maybe. - Laura
It's fun getting people to do stuff. - Jolebin
So is that the laptop you won last year? - everyone
Do you want to go to hell? Because little girls who lie go to hell. After their spankings. - Jolebin
There are no calories at con. - Flamesong
Donuts don't have any calories when the HOT sign is on. - Flamesong
If you want your food to not have calories, especially chocolate, store it on top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of heights so they'll flee the scene. - Flamesong
Does the beer soup have vegetables in it? - Belnia
I have a question. The cardinal picatta? - Shellwind about the dinner specials
It's a little red bird. - Laura
A dozen different Cat characters in DR. - Catalia
A dozen Cat characters? - Vyrshkana
Catalia, (and a bunch of other names) - Catalia
I thought you were talking about Prydaen. - Vyrshkana
I have to kill these things before they point at me. - Belserath on hunting frost giants at level 19
Clunk hasn't made it into the quotes. - Clunk
Actually, Clunk has made it into the quotes quite a lot. - Vyrshkana
You all color so purdy! - GM Cirath
Something we're not allowed to talk about outside the con. But we're in con now, so... - GM Oolan
If you're unconcious, that means they can't see you, right? - unknown
We should have rainbow leucros that give a psychedelic affect. - GM Dartenian
Cammo leucros you can't even see in the room... - Leucius
Attack of the Drizzitzitstzits. And kill em all. - Leucius
Have a spell that targets black-skinned, white haired elves. - GM Oolan
I think that's a little extreme. And then he tried to get a sex change. - GM Quarel on lengths gone to to win Assassins
Hey, mom, I won Assassins. - GM Quarel
Yeah, next time we log into game, Leucius is female. - GM Abasha
Instead of Leucius, it'll be Luscious. - GM Abasha
The first time I spelled the name, I went, Oh, no I look like a hooker. - Leucius
I'm thinking alcohol is somehow involved. - GM Oolan
Is shift legal now, or do you still have to pretend it's a big secret? - Vyrshkana
I don't think anybody cares. - GM Abasha
I think that's the correct answer. - Leucius
Forced shifting in allowed as long as Sateria has permanent shock. So everyone but Sateria can do forced shifting. - GM Oolan
Consentual forced shifting. - GM Oolan
Sateria is attempting to shift you. Do you accept? Type yes or no. - Bursaal
And if you type no, it works anyways. - GM Quarel
I'll be back. - GM Abasha
Is that a promise or a threat? - Vyrshkana
Yes. - GM Abasha
What about the P word? - Oolan
the play and find out word? Yeah, that's pretty bad too. - Ealdgyth
There's a list of things you're supposed to wear or not wear on Southwest. - GM Quarel
Like clothes? - Leucius
And then I left to get some ice. - anonymous
Cause they needed to cool down. - Leucius
I'm gonna go get a drink. - GM Quarel
There is nothing to drink in this game. - Leucius
The drink is not the problem. - GM Quarel
That's very not thief-like, you know. - Leucius
I'm really not. - Korsik
I believe that Megan's philosophy is cracked. - GM Korelys
You've conmitted a sin and you're not allowed to touch sorcery anywhere. - Voraviel
Does sorcery have a penis? - Vesmera?
Sorcery has so many penises it's like... - GM Voraviel
You got a little Ricky Martin in you. - GM Vesmera
Yeah. - GM Voraviel
That makes all the difference. - GM Vesmera
Would you like some baby shit yellow, perhaps? - GM Vesmera
My name is princess Emo. - GM Voraviel
We should make a dress out of those. - GM Voraviel
Thank you project runway phil. - Korelys
I got a beaver! - GM Voraviel, after taking a picture of, and passing a brown crayon around the table so people could read the label
Where do you get that from, the complete gay coloring book? - GM Voraviel
Coloring error. - GM Hadlir
You want to repeat that so I can get the whole thing down? - Vyrshkana
No, you still have rats in your pants. - overheard from the Order of the Stick game
I need a penis. - Deedi
During the DragonRealms state of Elanthia:
Well, we have the thing, and then we have the other thing. - Solomon
So everyone else gets to play with your thing except me? - Jolebin
No, actually, I have other people playing with my thing for me. - Solomon
You know, that's a lot of quotes that'll be posted on the boards. - Gwenddolyn
Yeah, but see, Tyrathia's not here, so they're not going to get posted. - Solomon
He should know better by now. - Redarch about Solomon escaping being quoted
After saying that in the State of Elanthia address, he should know better than to think that someone wouldn't tell me about it. - Vyrshkana
So you have a spy network now! - Flamesong on the Solomon quote
After 4 Rippentropps go up to show Solomon their costumes (they were all dressed up like Solomon) and Korsik shows up in a fairy costume with pasties over his nipples and no chest hair and wings:
Now he knows everybody IS crazy. - Gwenddolyn
You can't really quote that, though. - Jolebin on giving his big booty a smack (quoted) when they said to in a song during the dance Saturday night.
I need a penis. - Sloop, reading Deedi's quote
You already have one. - Vyrshkana
Everyone needs a little Captain M. Get in line and bend over. - Sloop
We couldn't do it without you. And the hotel doesn't let us get away with as much. - Solomon
It was AoH and gemstone and Dragonrealms people playing Rock Band. And Modus people watching... - Solomon
Awesome that a Dragonrealms player won the AoH Costume contest. - Solomon
You guys all get a copy of Rock Star starring Mark Wahlberg. It's one of my favorite movies. It's the story of a wannabe who got to be. - Solomon
Modus had a winner, because they had an entry. - Solomon
Charlaba (?) won first place for her monkey costume and I stopped her and had to tell her, But we don't have monkeys. She said, Oh, I thought it was just a costume contest. I didn't know we had to dress up like DR. - Solomon quoting
And this year's special prize for the Biggest Balls goes to this year's sand sprite. We weren't prepared for this kind of entry. So as a prize, Korsik has received season one of Walker Texas Ranger. - Solomon
For most original costume, Jason as Rick Astley...
But the judges did say they were never gonna give you up. - Solomon
We're gonna give Jason a copy of Hot Fuzz.
Most kills goes to Astari from Gemstone. And she's going to get a copy of Shoot em up.
And GM Estild from Gemstone was the last person alive. So with no small amount of irony, I'm gonna give him the first season of Dead Like Me. - Solomon
I'm not going to raffle off the musical instruments. - Solomon
Sometimes you just have to kill a bitch. - Sebastienne
...in a town that's existed for about a hundred and fifty years and still doesn't have a stop light. - Sebastienne about a town in Virginia
We had a queen's wedding about two months ago. It will live forever in infamy, where 106 deaths were racked up in a little over an hour. - Sebastienne
They were afraid that rezzing us would crash the game. Unfortunately that did not happen. - Sebastienne
She turns to me and asks, "Yeah, when are you going to ask me to marry you." And I said, "I guess I'm just waiting for the right time." - Sebastienne, then goes down on one knee.
Thank you for this, glory to the Danes and don't buy from Suru. - Sebastienne
We can make our own fun. - Andy
We have different concepts of fast. - Wes Long
I remember faces, but not text. - Vyrshkana
But you play a text based game. - Belserath
I work for Simutronics but I don't play any of the games. - Wes Long
You're just a bad employee then. - Vyrshkana
The object of the game is to score points. - Ex-GM Nionon
Obviously. - Shavay
This is an inn, right? - Vyrshkana
No, that's just a bridge. Over the river Kwai. - Simu-Andy
If I did Snape, I'd swallow. - Mourdian
Here, putty putty putty. - Pomae
Prydaen? - Leucius
No, that'd be more like, Here, whiner whiner whiner. - Pomae
You might want to check the boards right now. Because that's the Rakash. - Oolan
The one that would have woken him up would have been someone going, Ooh, did the bikini fall off? - Pomae
It was a lovely pair of coconuts. - Leucius about Jason's costume
You know you wanted those coconuts. - Pomae
You're bringing your coconuts? - Leucius
Nah, I got watermelons. - Pomae
Shifted nuts? - Pomae
Oh, my god. - Vyrshkana
She's the only one who got that? - Pomae accusing four current DR GMs/players
The real problem is that the Bard and the Paladin used Thief signs to get around the quotes. - Oolan
She was attached to that bottle. By her tongue. - Pomae
There's a lot of people who don't remember that room. - Pomae
Now, remember, Simucon is the only con you can go to where you don't lose your cherry. - Pomae
You could drink that whole bottle tonight, but I wouldn't bet on the kind of visions you're going to get. - Pomae about a bottle of absinthe
I've got it all, but in retrospect, nothing was interesting. -
I don't know how to get to the airport.
Just follow the airplanes, man.
If you slide off that couch, we're going to slide you under it. - Pomae
Okay. - Redarch, falling asleep in the lobby
There are some things that should stay between a man and his camera. - Pomae
We should go to Bubba and ask him, Hey, is it just one of those things, or has the thing happened already? - Pomae
What meeting? - Vyrshkana asking about a meeting on Wednesday
We're having a cookout. Roast Necromancer. - Pomae
He got brains. He went to sleep. - Pomae about Redarch
I think I just blew an eyeball at him. - Oolan
Man, I ain't going up there without a guard dog, three tons of explosives and a really fast car. - Pomae
I'm gonna leave you guys with one word before I go to my last resting place. Creamy. - Pomae
Congratulations, you have won a free laptop. - web ad
What the hell? I already have one. - Vyrshkana
Every twenty thousand quotes she gets a free computer. - Leucius
I'm not shooting for perfect sense, I'm just shooting for something that doesn't make people scratch their heads and say "Wha?" - Oolan on armor feats
Is your bed taken? - Quezlo to Jezika about room 1217
In a manner of speaking. - Leucius
My con cherry's popped, so I'm good. - Quezlo
There's going to be puce leucros? - Leucius
To go with the puce assassins. - Vyrshkana
Yeah, but they would cause the assassination of the leader of the puce assassins. - Oolan
That's what they get for trying to plug the coffee maker in at the same time they're starting the engines. - Jubalee on a flight delayed because of a blown fuse and having to sit on the tarmac for two hours
Oooh, I got a quote. - Jubalee
So I was wearing a pair of pants with a party in it, and it was a door, so I could go pants into my pants and wind up right back where I was. - GM Leonius
He'd forage roses and get a glass of whiskey. - Jubalee
What if you make a psychedelic weird zone? - Arcrest
That's anything Wanderstar touches. - GM Jubalee
So what's going to happen to Simucon after Hero's Journey comes out? - Vyrshkana
Uhhh... - Solomon
We'll have 20 years before we have to worry about it. - Jolebin
Only three of us really enjoyed that. Four of us. - Solomon
I'm going to pretend like I never heard it. - Solomon
And I kissed your neck. I earned that title. And it turned into randomly making out with people. - GM Liia
We had all that tongue action at breakfast. - GM Liia
I stuck my fork in my mashed potatoes and pulled out bacon. Why can't that happen every time?! - GM Liia quoting someone else
I can't eat tapioca. It's a texture thing. I hate having little balls filled with gooey stuff in my mouth. - GM Liia
There goes your social life. - GM Voraviel
This is Miriam's cleavage discussing tapioca. - GM Liia narrating the video
You thought that live hot girls work for the power company? - GM Liia
There's nothing wrong with ass. - GM Liia
He would catch fire, I would turn into a mexican. - Azarii about going out in the sun in Arizona
It's a plus two shirt of dancing. Cursed. I can't take it off. Gotta get a cleric. But it does accentuate my white boy dancing skills. - Urwin
You're my favorite GM except for all the other ones within earshot. - Urwin
All I've done since I was sixteen is lift shit. - GM Aurdun
Do you remember talking to me last night? - Solomon
No. - Quanette
She was gonna say what's up, she goes "Gagunk!" - Phii
It means hello, or goodbye... - Phii
I love you, I hate you... - Redarch
I always get downshifted until I'm like fifteen years old. - Quanette
Stop it. - Azarii
The quotes or the photos? - Urwin
The photos. - Azarii
I feel like she's writing a movie script. - Azarii
Basically. - Solomon
If we did a movie of DR. - Solomon
McCauley Caulkin. - Phii
No one's been able to connect in here all morning. - Solomon
Then how come I'm playing Gemstone? - Vyrshkana
Ok, no one normal has been able to connect all morning. - Solomon
This is worse than stocks, he's going to get fined like four plat. - Urwin about Ted Stevens (R-AK)
Don't worry about it being strange. It's only strange the first time! - GM Xayle
Have you ever thought about giving out someone else's name when you get quoted? - Clunk
I didn't do it! - Boomsplat
Yes you did. - GM Liia
I probably did it twice. - Boomsplat
She wouldn't do hung like a walrus, so I had to go with gargantuan. - Boomsplat
He already made your wife happy outside. - GM Liia
Oh yeah. - Krakii
I am here at your beck and call. What would you like to ask? - GM Kaikala
Because nothing says romance like Kappa skins. - Nali
Oh, we're going to make you wanna go to town. - GM Kaikala
There's a movie where someone keeps mangling words like that. - Mnute
No that's George Bush. - Andy
That's not a movie. - Mnute
We just wish he were a movie. - Damsall
I made my famous chicken enchiladas for the Christmas party. They did not last very long. The enchiladas. - Mnute
I was going to say. The guests, or the enchiladas? - Krakii
Do I know anything? - Clunk
Obviously not. - Vyrshkana
Oooh, a ten! I can go almost anywhere. - GM Hadlir
Except somewhere useful. - Belnia
I bet I know what I've loined. - Clunk
I bet you do. - GM Hadlir
I don't care who the murderer is, it wasn't me! - GM Hadlir
There is no cap, so they're doing something wrong. - GM Mestys
He must not know something. - Clunk about GM Hadlir
Well, he did it with the shoe. - GM Liia
He did it with the dog? - GM Liia
I'm off to - Clunk
See The wizard the wonderful wizard of oz! - Damsall
The Colonel was in the kitchen with the chicken. - GM Liia
What made them sticky? - Clunk
Something red. - GM Liia
Something red? - GM Hadlir
Something wicked. - GM Liia
Are you seriously questioning the seriousness of the seriousness, Krakii? - GM Hadlir
Seriously? - GM Liia
Coffee flavored beverage? - GM Liia
Raelee nods.
Caffeine flavored beverage? - Vyrshkana
Mmhmm!! - Raelee
Curses! - GM Hadlir
Foiled again. - GM Liia
We're not hypocrits, we're just--GM Liia
awesome. - Kilthal
Selectively enforcing the rules. - GM Liia
I like how all the Gemstone people are actually in their ballroom while all the DR people are standing outside, like, it's not time yet. - Kilthal
The thing is, monks did not go semis, they went squares. Magical squares, but squares. - GM Mestys
Oh, fuck those sirens. - Belnia
Why can't unbalance be that useful? - Belnia
Because we don't want it to be. - GM Oscuro
Will that effect sales shops? - Krakii about 1212 cloak of deception
Can we throw familiars with Telekinesis? - Raelee
No. - GM Oscuro
Telekinesis is being coded by Mestys, who's also doing the thrown review. So that should give you a hint. - GM Oscuro on whether or not hurlers will be able to use chipped bricks and smooth stones as weapons
The players are too scared to ask you, so we will. - GM about when Monks will be released.
Can we get double wides? - anonymous on new housing system in GS
Are you going to allow breaking and entering?
Probably not. -
How about peeping toms?
I can't have a pony, right? - Raelee
I think there should be a privacy setting so you can tell the GMs it's okay for them to come in and screw with--let me rephrase that. - GM Liia
...and possibly the release of Balrogs. - Andy on mining/smelting
Can you dig a mine, and purposely collapse it on other people? - GM Naos
Will the logs used to shore the mines be usable for archery? - Krakii
I don't know how well cardboard boxes can anchor a mana pool. - GM Naos
Yeah, cause I'm the master of gay. Ha ha ha. - GM Voraviel
I need some nice, evil V'tullian flamberges. - Belserath
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz - Vyrshkana
My sheep is looking for a pig. - Krakii
That would be some weird looking offspring. - me
They go boink boink boink just like the rabbits. - Simu-Andy
No comment. - Bambina
What's the difference between the big guy and the little guy? - Belserath
The big guy counts as two little guys. He's the one that responded to that spam ad. - Krakii
I'm a husband, not a slave. I know there's a slight difference, but there it is. - Boomsplat
I remember when Death Rum was blue and slightly poisonous. - Boomsplat
If you roll up a half-elf, don't let me know it's you, and I guarantee I'll hit on you. - Belserath
How do I know that Robert's going to go home, roll up a half-elf and take it to Icemule? - Belserath
I worked for Simu last year, but I was forbidden to come here because of all the free booze and women. I no longer have the wife problem, so here I am. - Belserath
1050 Barry White. - Raelee
Spell of Seduction? - Mnute
Yeah. The steel golem prostrates itself in front of you. Raelee
When did Laura leave? - Mnute
Yesterday morning at the crack of stupid. - Sloop
She doesn't play anymore, does she? - Mnute
Laura? She logs about 80 hours a week. - Sloop
It's amazing how we get a crowd for everything. - Anika
Yeah, it's like, we're going to go do...something. And everyone's like, hey, yeah. - Sloop
I gotta go pee! - Mnute
That requires at least six. - Flamesong
I guess we're covered then. -Mnute
Megan's phone number, three hundred points. - Mnute on alternative photo scavenger hunt items