Inventory:
Lose It...or Lose It

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SEND[Raenek] Hey there Tyrathia. You seem to like to amass hordes of items. You want us to set you up with the Junkyard for abit? :Grins:
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in check
You are carrying 500 or more items. You MUST get rid of enough items to be below 500, else you WILL be put in the "Junk Room" when you next log in. Be advised that there is NO furrier, NO pawn shop, and NO gembuyer there. Excess inventory must be discarded without compensation.

Having over 500 items in your inventory seriously increases your character's risk of being corrupted. A corrupted character loses everything, including all their experience, and may take several months to restore. To keep your character below 500 items, keep your mortar cleaned out, get rid of any excess herbs, and be sure to visit the pawnshop, gemshop, and furrier regularly.

Characters who log in with more than 500 items are automatically sent to an area where they must throw away excess items before being able to play.

report Blah. Iocanthe was talking about renaming the place after me...or maybe just the waste bin. Hang on, I'll take care of it. Thank you for the heads up.
Your message has been sent to all on-duty GameMasters.
Remember that REPORT is for *GAME-WIDE* emergencies ONLY. Please use another method of communication (like ASSIST) for *ALL* other matters that do not effect the entire game.

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SEND[Raenek] Actually. I am thinking about moving you up there for good. That way you feel at home and we won't have to bother you. :hums:
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report Only if I get to redecorate the place.
Your message has been sent to all on-duty GameMasters.
Remember that REPORT is for *GAME-WIDE* emergencies ONLY. Please use another method of communication (like ASSIST) for *ALL* other matters that do not effect the entire game.

A huge ball of flame surrounds you. As it evaporates, you find yourself without any items at all.

You blink.

inv
You are wearing a deep indigo bag adorned with the beaded image of a stormy sea, some dainty slippers of midnight blue nightsilk, an interlocking animite chain anklet with a myriad of tiny ocean-blue spinels, a delicate animite armband knotworked in a whorled spray of ocean-blue star sapphires, a twilight sapphire and silver pendant, a slender silver knotwork band, some cut silver snowflake earrings set with icy blue sapphires, a form-fitting gown of midnight blue nightsilk with a sweeping train, a silver kyanite gwethdesuan, a silver jadeite gwethdesuan, an isaanenisa ring, a spray of delicate bluebells and featherfern bound in an embroidered silver ribbon, a dainty gold satin ribbon, a teardrop prism etched with an image of Taisidon island, some dark blue and white hair ribbons fastened with a single gold pin, an Empath "Off-duty" button, a paper-covered brass button, a rich ironwood gem case edged with fine platinum mesh, a cut silver key suspended on a rich velvet cord, a Kaith Kirm button, a pilgrim's badge, a pearly enameled button badge depicting a mermaid and dolphin leaping into the air silhouetted against a blue moon, a ruby red satin rosette, a pale blue satin rosette, a red Enmity rose, an indigo leather bullwhip braided through with silver cording, a soft grey and deep indigo shell etched with a scene of the sea at twilight, a copper shark-tooth charm, a gigantic wax nose, a pair of long ironwood hairsticks carved with spiraling dragons, a silver ring set with an emerald carved in the shape of a leaping dolphin, a cut silver friendship ring, an onyx toe ring inlaid with a band of ivory, a braided leather armband, some supple combat leathers of silver-worked indigo doeskin, a supple silk-bound rucksack of silver-worked indigo sharkskin, an ice-blue snowdrop, a sturdy traveler's haversack, and a duffel bag.

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SEND[Raenek] Made you look;)
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report ::babbles:: That was not funny!! Not funny at all!::mutter:: Yes you did!


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