Cooking With Paladins

Your mind hears Mordamore thinking, "if someone threw a paladin into a fire would they explode like a cocconut? Hmmm Jens come'ere a sec?"

Your mind hears Jensene thinking, "Ha! I don't think so!"

Your mind hears Mordamore thinking, "Aw why not? It'll be fun!"

Your mind hears Sircha thinking, "no... they'd slowly melt, like chocolate in your hand."

Your mind hears Tyrathia thinking, "Wouldn't they fry, like an egg, inside the plate?"

Your mind hears Whump thinking, "i thought they'd burn brightly "

Your mind hears Jensene thinking, "I thought chocolate melted in...hm..nevermind"

Your mind hears Fierolan thinking, "So many varying opinions... A test is obviously in order."

Your mind hears Mordamore thinking, "That's just as entertaining to see! And not nearly so dangerous! Sircha, I'll bring the Paladin, you bring something to stop her from moving..."

Your mind hears Hotoke thinking, "hm dont think they are"

Your mind hears Zaxor thinking, "i like my paladins sunny side up and a little runny..."

Your mind hears Mordamore thinking, "That's what she thinks. Hmmm How about... we just pour gravel into her plate.. so she's too heavy to move..."

Your mind hears Mordamore thinking, "Fine, if Paladin is off the menu... How abouts we find out if warmies are fire proof, volunteers? Maybe she was bleeding into deaths arms from Sircha, Glorie."


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